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You know, today was actually very good, aside from the tooth and the car.

First I successfully got the fingerprints done. And then I went to Vic's with Kat. And while we were there, we ran into Missy. And Missy made lunch for us! Later, Missy came back over to join me and Ryan for beer and Tank Girl, and they stayed and played with me and the cats until Jen came home from work.

I think my main problem is that I feel so useless right now. I can't make her pain go away any more than I can spontaneously fix her tooth or her car. And I can't help but think that if I had income, I could be much more helpful, because not only would I not be a financial burden myself, I would also have extra cash. I hate feeling useless - it's not something I'm terribly used to and not something I'd like to continue.

I guess I can help by trying to save as much money as I can by cutting down on going out and not eating out and trying to live on the cheap. That can be a start!

Please, for the love of Pete, tell me something FUN.

Date: 2003-07-11 09:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] poopsmoothie.livejournal.com
I was playing Vice City today, and I jacked a car. And... a pedestrian came over, opened the passenger side, and got in. And proceeded to scream his bloody head off while I drove him around. :)

I love glitches.

i'll try

Date: 2003-07-11 10:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cappucinogrrl.livejournal.com
Tonight we all needed a laugh at work, so after we closed, coworker Jared tied coworker Steve to a chair, and gagged him. He left a note on Steve's chest saying, "take off the tape!", knocked on our managers door, and ran.

The manager walked out, saw this, started laughing, and took a disposable camera off the shelf, threw the box in damages (so the company paid for the camera), and we all took pictures with bound-up Steve.

We would all fit in very well in NYU's bondage/sadism/masochism club - WHAP.


Date: 2003-07-12 02:16 pm (UTC)

Re: i'll try

Date: 2003-07-12 02:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Dude, that is HYSTERICAL!

(Remind me never to work with you.)

Word

Date: 2003-07-13 06:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] humanbeatbox.livejournal.com
I am watching "Star Dates" with Tiffany, and she's STILL not as FIZZINE as Debbie Gibson, muthas!

(That's pretty fun, yeah?)

Word

Date: 2003-07-13 10:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Debbie Gibson is hot. FO SHIZZLE!

Date: 2003-07-14 04:29 pm (UTC)
ext_78402: A self-portrait showing off my new glasses frames, February 2004.  (Default)
From: [identity profile] oddharmonic.livejournal.com
Laurel's learned stealth. While practicing said new skill, she found some starlight mints in the kitchen and carried them over to me to open for her -- in her mouth. Wet cellophane wrapper is hard to undo.

Date: 2003-07-15 07:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Ewww, I can imagine.

Laurel sounds really cute.

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