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judecorpI feel like I live in a house now. It's weird, because I've never lived in a house, unless you count how I sort of lived at my grandparents' house. They definitely had a house. But I grew up in an apartment. And then I lived in countless dorms and apartments. Never a house. And I still live in an apartment, but it FEELS like a house. Why?
Well, it has two floors, and you have to go up and down stairs. That is houselike to me. And it has more than one bathroom. And a washer and dryer. And I bet the electric bill will be high like a house. And last night, we had a little dinner party, or, as I'd like to call it, "Deconstructing Brandie." Poor Brandie. (I'm sorry!) My Jennifer made a delicious dinner for us, and she invited Steve and Jennie, and I invited Brandie. Fun times! We stayed up drinking cheapass wine (and a bottle of yellow vinegar that Steve got at the packy up the street), beer, and margaritas. Mmm. And everyone psychoanalyzed my poor Brandie Naked. Then I kicked everyone out to get naked myself.
So yeah, aside from living in a house, the theme for this morning is WATER. I got up, did all of the dishes from the dinner party, cleaned the kitchen counters, took a shower, and am now doing laundry. Yeah, that's me, the housewife. Rowr! Later I am taking my beloved to get a root canal (boo) and then it's UNEMPLOYED ALCOHOLIC NIGHT! I am trying to convince Hot Former Security Guard Krusty to come, too. Who's in?
Yeah, this is the life I lead. It rocks! Jealous, much?
p.s. Last night,
Emmy called me from the Ani concert in the City. She left "Evolve" on my voicemail, and when I called back, she left the phone on so I could listen. Yay! Emmy rocks!
Well, it has two floors, and you have to go up and down stairs. That is houselike to me. And it has more than one bathroom. And a washer and dryer. And I bet the electric bill will be high like a house. And last night, we had a little dinner party, or, as I'd like to call it, "Deconstructing Brandie." Poor Brandie. (I'm sorry!) My Jennifer made a delicious dinner for us, and she invited Steve and Jennie, and I invited Brandie. Fun times! We stayed up drinking cheapass wine (and a bottle of yellow vinegar that Steve got at the packy up the street), beer, and margaritas. Mmm. And everyone psychoanalyzed my poor Brandie Naked. Then I kicked everyone out to get naked myself.
So yeah, aside from living in a house, the theme for this morning is WATER. I got up, did all of the dishes from the dinner party, cleaned the kitchen counters, took a shower, and am now doing laundry. Yeah, that's me, the housewife. Rowr! Later I am taking my beloved to get a root canal (boo) and then it's UNEMPLOYED ALCOHOLIC NIGHT! I am trying to convince Hot Former Security Guard Krusty to come, too. Who's in?
Yeah, this is the life I lead. It rocks! Jealous, much?
p.s. Last night,
Emmy called me from the Ani concert in the City. She left "Evolve" on my voicemail, and when I called back, she left the phone on so I could listen. Yay! Emmy rocks!
