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I feel like I live in a house now. It's weird, because I've never lived in a house, unless you count how I sort of lived at my grandparents' house. They definitely had a house. But I grew up in an apartment. And then I lived in countless dorms and apartments. Never a house. And I still live in an apartment, but it FEELS like a house. Why?

Well, it has two floors, and you have to go up and down stairs. That is houselike to me. And it has more than one bathroom. And a washer and dryer. And I bet the electric bill will be high like a house. And last night, we had a little dinner party, or, as I'd like to call it, "Deconstructing Brandie." Poor Brandie. (I'm sorry!) My Jennifer made a delicious dinner for us, and she invited Steve and Jennie, and I invited Brandie. Fun times! We stayed up drinking cheapass wine (and a bottle of yellow vinegar that Steve got at the packy up the street), beer, and margaritas. Mmm. And everyone psychoanalyzed my poor Brandie Naked. Then I kicked everyone out to get naked myself.

So yeah, aside from living in a house, the theme for this morning is WATER. I got up, did all of the dishes from the dinner party, cleaned the kitchen counters, took a shower, and am now doing laundry. Yeah, that's me, the housewife. Rowr! Later I am taking my beloved to get a root canal (boo) and then it's UNEMPLOYED ALCOHOLIC NIGHT! I am trying to convince Hot Former Security Guard Krusty to come, too. Who's in?

Yeah, this is the life I lead. It rocks! Jealous, much?

p.s. Last night, cappucinogrrlEmmy called me from the Ani concert in the City. She left "Evolve" on my voicemail, and when I called back, she left the phone on so I could listen. Yay! Emmy rocks!

Date: 2003-07-17 08:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
I will keep you from doing bad things!

Date: 2003-07-17 08:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prettyvacantone.livejournal.com
Don't feel sorry for me. You should know by now I love nothing more than to complain and whine, and for everyone to be fawning all over me and being like "aww, poor baby!"....I was in heaven. :)

Ha!

Date: 2003-07-17 08:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
But that old man kept hitting on you! And that dirty lesbian!

Ha!

Date: 2003-07-17 09:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prettyvacantone.livejournal.com
I ate it up with a spoon. Flirting is the best.

Date: 2003-07-17 09:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glowbug3355.livejournal.com
I wanna go but I'm suppose to go to Milligan's where my niece is a bartender and the drinks are free but I might stop by for one drink.

Date: 2003-07-17 08:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Sorry we screwed up your plans!

Date: 2003-07-17 09:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laughingsal.livejournal.com
Will you be at Betty's by 4:30?

Date: 2003-07-17 10:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nikongirln70.livejournal.com
i love your color coded post hehe.

water is blue unless it's water from MY apartment faucet; then it's brown ;-)

Date: 2003-07-17 08:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Ewww! I'm glad I'm not taking showers at your place, then.

Date: 2003-07-17 10:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] carina-s.livejournal.com
What is this, "UNEMPLOYED ALCOHOLIC NIGHT!"?

Date: 2003-07-17 08:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
It's when Sean and Ryan (and anyone who wants to tag along) and I drink $0.75 PBRs at Betty's Happy Hour.

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