I won't spread for no Russians.

[judecorp]

Last night was some crrrrazy fun! First Jennifer and I had sushi with the Peases. And then we went to Chez Peas to shoot some pool. I suck at pool, but I like watching Jennifer play pool. (Hottie.) So that was good. I always have a good time with Peas and Sarah (heck, I should start calling her Carrots, or maybe THUNDERMAN!) and I'm really glad Jennifer likes them, too. After that, I walked up to Bernie's to catch The Nurses' last show. Fun! I always forget how much goofy fun I have at Bernie's, until I go again.

I had a blast and only had one PBR. (Thanks, Bart!) It was Missy's birthday, so I spilled the beans to Aleks and he sang Happy Birthday to her during their set. (I hope you had a good birthday, Missy!) Kelly was my hot date, and she was even hot when she spilled beer on herself. Karma got me for laughing, though, because some moshing boys tipped Sean's beer all over me. Oops! I got some lovin' from Missy, /and/ I got to act as her Cock Block when the totally wigged out FURRY singer from one of the opening acts was all in her shit. She kept kissing me to scare him off, and he kept with the wide-eyed stare. SPOOKY. And I got to buddy around with my favorite Sean and my favorite Bart and my favorite Ryan. Cari showed up, too, and she never comes out. But the funniest part was Leila. She was very drunk and kept telling me I had a nice rack. It was hysterical! I was all, "Aleks, your girlfriend keeps checking out my tits!" So, of course, Aleks kept trying to get me to make out with Leila, and when Leila was too shy, Aleks was trying to get me to make out with Kelly. Aleks is always trying to pimp me out.

(You see, the Ugliest Shirt in the World - about which I got many compliments - is much tighter than most of my other clothes, and I couldn't stop remarking that I had boobs!! It kept surprising me when I looked down. Apparently, I wasn't the only one who noticed.) So later in the evening, after the show was over and I went to congratulate Aleks, Leila told him to sign my boobs. (But I was sweaty and the pen wouldn't work well.) I got home and Jen was like, "Did someone sign your boobs?" HA HA HA! It was amazing how everyone dug that shirt, though. I was in the nasty bathroom peeing, and while I was sitting in the stall, this chick says, "Hey, I really love your flowered shirt." Heh, maybe I should be a girl more often!

This morning, crena's daughter Tayler called my house. It was so cute. She invited me to go swimming, and when I said yes, she said, "Okay, bye." And hung up. I love kids! It will be fun to spend the day with them, and hopefully Jennifer will get more of her thesis done.

In the continuing saga of her damned car, it wouldn't start again last night at the Peases. But on the way back from Bernie's, it did. GAH.

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[thatpatti.livejournal.com]

aaaaaah! i want to go swimming!!!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Do you have a Rec card? I'm going to get one this week, so I can go ALL THE TIME without pretending to be Scott.

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[thatpatti.livejournal.com]

a rec card - no. how much do they cost??

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

According to the poster, they're $1. And you can get them Monday - Friday at different Rec Centers. I think I will get one sometime this week.

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[thatpatti.livejournal.com]

let me know when you're going! i never even considered it, because i didn't know anyone going to any of the public pools.

i pretty much want to live in the water at this point, so i'll go anytime (wouldn't we make a fun pair!?).

we found out we're not allowed to swim in the river, so no more swimming out on the boat. :(

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Oh no! Which river? I guess they're worried about people hurting themselves.

I think I'm going to try to get the rec card on Monday. There's a pool right near my house, but the one near campus (Tuttle Pool) that I went to with crena is really nice.

We would make a fine pair! :)