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You turds have no faith in me. I'll have you know that (even when I was employed) I read EVERY SINGLE ENTRY of about 87% of you, and those for whom I don't read every entry, I read MOST of the entries (75% or more). Gah! Whatever do you think I have you on my Friends List for??!? Besides, ask Jennifer - it used to take me two hours after I got home from work to get through all the back entries and comments. :)

So POO ON ALL OF YOU! =P

Tonight was certainly an adventure. Jennifer and I drove up to the Ricart Auto Mall (we're dealin'!) and it is officially the scariest place in Columbus after Easton. I mean, they hand you a freaking ROAD MAP when you get into the SECURITY GATE, and you have to drive around to the cars. There must be eight kazillion cars there. And then, and then, AND THEN... her car wouldn't start and we were stranded there until the Peases could come pick us up. (THANK YOU!!) And as we were walking to the security gate, of course it started raining, so we had to wait in one of the cars - a Ford Expedition. At one point, I remarked that the freaking console was as big as my Sentra, and I opened it up, and it had a VCR in it.

That is just total craziness.

So... who wants to pick me up and take me to Groveport in the morning to see if Jen's car will start and take it home? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Call the land line in the morning if you can. Thanks!

(Oh my god - my dad emailed me a picture of three very large, very NAKED women. With this note: Hi Jude: I never see you any more, I don't hear from you either & you never call. I guess you don't love me no more:( . Hope all is well with you & Jen. Oh well I'll catch you later. Love dad)

Date: 2003-07-21 07:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mountain-hiker.livejournal.com
I only have about 30 of the 117 people on my friends list that ever respond to my polls. :P

Date: 2003-07-21 08:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
I love polls!

Date: 2003-07-21 08:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sudrin.livejournal.com
How Large?

Date: 2003-07-21 08:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Hrm. Well, not, say, "can't leave the house" large, but definitely "larger than me" large.

Date: 2003-07-21 08:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sudrin.livejournal.com
Were any parts of them bigger than any other parts? Say, thier heads? ;-)

EEEEK!

Date: 2003-07-21 08:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
I know what you're getting at, Mister!!!

Re: EEEEK!

Date: 2003-07-22 06:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] michael622.livejournal.com
but I don't ... help the hopelessly naive ...

Re: EEEEK!

Date: 2003-07-22 06:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
One of my world's biggest fears, which [livejournal.com profile] sudrin is privvy to, is "boobs the size of my head."

Re: EEEEK!

Date: 2003-07-22 08:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sudrin.livejournal.com
Well, I wasn't going to tell everyone! I jealously guarded the knowledge. ;-)

Re: EEEEK!

Date: 2003-07-22 08:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Sorry. I blew it!

Date: 2003-07-22 04:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rizzo41.livejournal.com
... yeah, I can't leave the house... I gotta go.. I got a pizza coming.

Date: 2003-07-22 08:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
You know how I was really really really fat? Well, I'm even fatter today.

Date: 2003-07-21 08:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vorpalbla.livejournal.com
Oy gevault. Call your dear old Dad, before he starts sending photos of donkey genitals or something.

Ha ha ha!

Date: 2003-07-21 08:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
I actually called him tonight (he left me a message on my VM this morning about how I don't love him anymore), and that's how I knew I had email waiting. He said, "So, did you get those pretty girls I emailed you?" and I /knew/ I was in trouble.

Wanna trade dads for a while?

Re: Ha ha ha!

Date: 2003-07-21 08:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lemur68.livejournal.com
No, you'd know you were in trouble if he had said "purty" girls.

Date: 2003-07-21 08:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lemur68.livejournal.com
I only said "most" because it seemed silly for me to say "all the time" when I haven't updated in seven weeks....

Date: 2003-07-22 08:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
But if I read every 7 weeks, that's still TECHNICALLY all the time.

I rule.

Date: 2003-07-21 08:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_epiphany_girl_/
So... who wants to pick me up and take me to Groveport in the morning to see if Jen's car will start and take it home?

No problem. Be there in the morning.

*gets on plane*

I only said you didn't read me all the time becuase what kind of ass would I be to think you pore over every word I write? C'mon. That's not me. ;)

Date: 2003-07-22 08:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Yeah, I would have used your logic, too.

But I'm blown away by how many people said they always read. Wow.

\m/ ROCK STAR \m/

Date: 2003-07-22 08:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_epiphany_girl_/
One word: ROCK!

You are infinitely entertaining and open, and I like that about you. That's why I read *every damn word*. *grin*

Oh, and love the new layout, btw.

Date: 2003-07-22 08:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
I credit LiveJournal for the layout. It's their new S2 style, "Component." I am currently loving it.

Thanks, muffin.

Ahem.

Date: 2003-07-21 08:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laurajones.livejournal.com
I'll have you know I read every word of that.

Re: Ahem.

Date: 2003-07-22 06:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Would you like some naked pictures from my dad?

Re: Ahem.

Date: 2003-07-22 08:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
I'll forward the email to you. ;)

Date: 2003-07-22 12:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 00solstice.livejournal.com
give me a call in the morning... like 10:00ish.

it's 3:22 and you'll probably wake up before I do!

Date: 2003-07-22 08:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
I letcha sleep - we worked it out.

Thanks, though!

Date: 2003-07-22 12:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 00solstice.livejournal.com
Actually, landscapers started working on my neighbors lawn shortly after 9:00 this morning, so yeah, I was awake.

When I read Jen's post about you picking her up, I went ahead and spent the morning working on my own yard instead.

Date: 2003-07-22 12:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Sounds like FUN FUN FUN.

Hey, what are you doing tomorrow? :)

Date: 2003-07-22 01:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chemicallyblu.livejournal.com
I just want you to know, I didnt even see your poll otherwise I would have put in my two cents on the subject. I saw the results thou. I have you on my friends list.. cause i think your spiffyness quota is rating high!

Date: 2003-07-22 08:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Thanks, ma'am!

Turd free zone

Date: 2003-07-22 01:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] haloumi.livejournal.com
If I ever wrote anything for you to read I'm sure you'd read it!

Re: Turd free zone

Date: 2003-07-22 08:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
You know it, hottie!

Date: 2003-07-22 08:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mayna.livejournal.com
interesting change to your journal comment pages. I like it better.

Date: 2003-07-22 08:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
It's a new S2 style called "Component" and I am /loving/ it!

Turdlyturdlyturdlyturdlytweeeeeee!

Date: 2003-07-22 10:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kjtoo.livejournal.com
Come on, when I start posting about Star Wars Galaxies and butt-crack lint, even you must start skimming. Hell, I'm practically skimming when I write the damn stuff.

I tend to skim your entries when I see great gobbing groups of other LJ users' names. It's probably just jealousy on my part. Knowing that, I couldn't honestly say that I read every word now, could I?

I'd feel awful bad if you removed me from your friends list, but I can't say that I'd feel the same about everyone upon whose list I exist.

Okay, so I've never posted about butt-crack lint. I'm saving that one for just the right time.

P.S. The new layout is marvy. Yes, marvy.

Re: Turdlyturdlyturdlyturdlytweeeeeee!

Date: 2003-07-22 12:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Okay, I admit it - I skim all posts about science fiction.

Dammit, you got me!

(The layout is a new LJ S2 layout called "Component," and I'm currently loving it a lot.)

Re: Turdlyturdlyturdlyturdlytweeeeeee!

Date: 2003-07-22 02:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kjtoo.livejournal.com
What is this "S2" of which you speak?

Re: Turdlyturdlyturdlyturdlytweeeeeee!

Date: 2003-07-22 02:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Do you have a paid account, my dear? If so, go to the FAQ and read about S2... they're new LJ styles for Paid Users.

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