I am getting good at unemployment. Oh yes.

[judecorp]

I should be sleeping. I just got off the phone with my best girl, and I forgot to tell her about Patti's induction. NUTS! Maybe I will call her back. Okay, good. Yay! I am so excited to hear about Patti's baby!

So anyway, I ended up not leaving my house today until 3:45pm. Yep, I'm a big slacker. I made up for it, though, by being out until a little while ago. First I picked Missy up from work, and we went back to her place and ate cheese sandwiches and Boone's Farm. And then we walked to Coffee Table and talked for a while, and walked back to her place. She knitted while I got sweaty on her bed. Whoo!

After that, I went home to chill for a little bit, but had a message from Steve on my answering machine. He wanted to go to dinner, so I went to meet him at Don Pablo's. I wasn't terribly hungry, so I got to eat chips and queso while he had dinner. We got to talk all about the gay school hubbub, so that was fun. Our server totally sucked. Damn you, Devon! Damn your black heart!

I got home just in time to get my bike and head up to see Peas and Carrots, err, I mean Sarah. It's Trashy Gay Television night, so we watched "Boy Meets Boy" and "Queer Eye For the Straight Guy." It feels so weird to me to be watching television. I haven't followed a show since ER several years ago, so I was flabbergasted at the idea that I will have to watch "Boy Meets Boy" weekly to find out what happens, but especially to see who is straight! What a silly show.

I am in love with Kyan and Jai from "Queer Eye." They are the cutest ever. Well, not /ever/ - I have the cutest girl for that. And she should come home right now, I think, instead of Friday morning. Bleh.

Tomorrow I am going to lunch with Former Coworker Jennifer. And then I'm doing a usability study for a $100 gift certificate to (I think) Victoria's Secret. What the heck am I going to do with that? And then later, I have Phoenix Pride. And after that, I might be meeting Melissa (formerly Coffee Shop Girl) for coffee or a drink or something. Busy busy. It's hard work being me, I tell ya.

Oh yeah. Best wedding picture. EVAR.

Comments

[nikongirln70.livejournal.com]

Out server totally sucked.

yeahhhh no one could ever top ME!

[dch4.livejournal.com]

What the heck am I going to do with that?

You should give it to me so I can give it to my gf for her birthday next month and score mondo points!

[michael622.livejournal.com]

What station are those shows on? I don't watch a lot of TV, but those sound like something that I'd like to catch.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

You know it!

We actually contemplated going to Bob's to look for you, but decided against it. You are the best reason to go!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

You wanna buy it?

Lemme see what I really end up getting, and maybe we can score some sort of deal.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

They're new, and they're on Bravo (Tuesday nights, 9 and 10pm). Though "Queer Eye" was on ABC last week for some reason.

[doulamel.livejournal.com]

Have you heard anything yet???

[laughingsal.livejournal.com]

Jude, if you keep posting pictures like that. . . people will start to talk.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Not a word. :(

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Why does everyone always think I'm GAY??!?!?

*sigh*

[smurfbrother.livejournal.com]

It still really cracks me up that you kissed her on your wedding day, then I wound up dating her for the next few months.

I wonder if she compared our smooches?

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

The question is... did I kiss her /first/? I'm competitive like that.

(I'll refrain from telling you that I once asked Christina for a smooch comparison. Oh wait...)

[smurfbrother.livejournal.com]

Oh, you definitely kissed her first - I didn't kiss her until like 2 days later.

Christina's not a fair comparison cause she doesn't like boys.

God, all your readers are gonna think we're mad hobags who fool around with the same people. They should know that only YOU are the hobag.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Oh, they all already know that I'm the big hobag. After all, I've kissed all of them, too!

I was telling the Peases about Monique last night. And then Christina. And then had to disclaim. "No, really, we date different people. Really. I swear. We even have totally different tastes!"

Maybe I should smooch Gretchen!

[smurfbrother.livejournal.com]

Who could resist Monique?

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I have to agree. My goodness. She was my date to Jess Spitler's wedding. Lucky me.

Yum.

[kat-chan.livejournal.com]

"Queer Eye" was on NBC after "Will & Grace" on Thursday last week because...well, NBC owns Bravo now (or at least a big chunk of it).

[kat-chan.livejournal.com]

Not all of them...*ahem*

But I met you after you and Jen got back together, so I don't think that I count in the "all of them" class. ;)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Yeah, we watched the NBC one. I wonder if they'll show more of them.

<-- hobag

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I smooched all 5 people at Unemployed Alcoholic Night the other week. And only one of them was Jennifer. ;)

[kat-chan.livejournal.com]

Okay, so then...well...I just am not part of that "all of them" class, for whatever reason. *puzzled*

;)

[kat-chan.livejournal.com]

A quick look at NBC's schedule for the next 7 days doesn't list it. :(

[rizzo41.livejournal.com]

You never kissed me! You chickened out. You just stuck your face in my cleavage instead.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Poop!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

What would you do if I kissed you, pumpkin?

[kat-chan.livejournal.com]

My one roommate is very addicted to the show. Good thing that we have Bravo here. :)

[rizzo41.livejournal.com]

I would have kissed you back, duh!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

DAMN! DAMN DAMN!

Did I miss my window? I have always wanted to kiss you.

[rizzo41.livejournal.com]

Yes. You have missed your window. Unless, of course, if the magic of liquor and Jesus Jones should once again enthrall my soul!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Well, I can help with the liquor, but not with the Jesus Jones... Drat!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

What I meant was... ack, thinking about this now I feel bad. What I meant by that was that I haven't stopped my teasing ways since becoming partnered.

"All of them" is definitely the wrong term, because you are not the only friend I've never smooched. For example, I've never smooched mooglegrl. Or kyoki_tenchi. Or 356dreamer. Or doulamel.

[kat-chan.livejournal.com]

Eep! Sorry about that! Didn't mean to make you feel badly. I was just poking fun at that generalization, and teasing you some. *hangs head*

So I guess you aren't such a "hobag"! ;)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Damn! I had high hopes!

[kat-chan.livejournal.com]

Well, keep up those hopes, and someday you may achieve your dream! ;)

And dammit, now I have that song stuck in my head! ;P

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Neener - that's what you get!

[kat-chan.livejournal.com]

Pffffffffffft. :P