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judecorpOkay, so I have been applying for my required one job per week for unemployment. And I got a call this afternoon. Ugh! These are getting tricky to ignore! I might call this one back for more information, though. Hrm. But thankfully I didn't answer the phone because I was at my Usability Study for Victoria's Secret!
Oh my gosh, the woman responsible for running the study was totally a lesbian and she was totally into my junk. She kept telling me all about herself, and about how great I was, with her little thumb ring flashing all over the place. Ha ha ha - her eyes kept finding my necklace. And she was stumbling all over her words, even though it's her JOB to do this presentation /and/ she had a script! And I think she shook my hand 5 times, and kept telling me "it was so good to meet me." We didn't meet - I was doing a study!! *giggle* And then, when she gave me my $100 gift certificate to VS (actually, I think I'll use it and buy something goofy and girly), she was like, "So, there's a gift certificate for you - are you going to be able to use it?" She sounded very concerned about my little boy self (even though I was wearing the Goodwill flowered shirt, even - with boobs!!) I threw a wink over my shoulder and said, "Oh, I'm sure I can find something randy." I'm insufferable, I swear it. I think I gave the old lady heart palpitations.
I rule.
(And I miss my girl, who is getting hit on left and right in San Diego. Because she is SO HOTT!!)
Oh my gosh, the woman responsible for running the study was totally a lesbian and she was totally into my junk. She kept telling me all about herself, and about how great I was, with her little thumb ring flashing all over the place. Ha ha ha - her eyes kept finding my necklace. And she was stumbling all over her words, even though it's her JOB to do this presentation /and/ she had a script! And I think she shook my hand 5 times, and kept telling me "it was so good to meet me." We didn't meet - I was doing a study!! *giggle* And then, when she gave me my $100 gift certificate to VS (actually, I think I'll use it and buy something goofy and girly), she was like, "So, there's a gift certificate for you - are you going to be able to use it?" She sounded very concerned about my little boy self (even though I was wearing the Goodwill flowered shirt, even - with boobs!!) I threw a wink over my shoulder and said, "Oh, I'm sure I can find something randy." I'm insufferable, I swear it. I think I gave the old lady heart palpitations.
I rule.
(And I miss my girl, who is getting hit on left and right in San Diego. Because she is SO HOTT!!)
