I am not a pool shark.

[judecorp]

I had a ton of fun tonight. After KYC, I went out to meet a friend I hadn't talked to in a long time. Coffee Shop Girl and I recently got back in touch and decided to make plans. We chatted for a while at Coffee Table, and then split a pitcher at Union, where I promptly showed the whole world how bad I am at pool.

She tricked me! She told me we would be playing a different kind of pool, but really it was regular pool with a twist. You ask the person a personal question before their shot, and if they miss, they have to answer. Needless to say I had to spill my whole life, especially my sex life, because I SUCK AT POOL. No really. Do you think you suck at pool? I am way worse. No attention span for pool.

So yeah. I had to give out masturbation secrets, sex partner info, everything. But it was a lot of fun and I look forward to more adventures. I knew in 2001 that she and I had a connection that could become a good friendship, and it's nice to know I was right.

Oh, goodness. And these two other girls thought we were on a date. When I went into the bathroom, to break the seal and also to wish a girl sweet dreams, they told her that we looked cute on our date. Ha ha ha! She corrected them. Not a date, but still, what a fun, stress-free, relaxed time! And I had a lot of time to gush about my best girl.

Speaking of, hot damn, I am so incredibly horny. I need some serious help. COME HOME NOW!!!

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[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Exactly! I feel so bad for Jen, because she /really/ likes pool and says she wants me to play with her. But really, she doesn't want to play with me because I suck. It's no fun to play against someone when you're hitting their own balls in out of pity.