Since I don't work at the shelter anymore...

[judecorp]

Joke from Pete:

What's the best thing about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Comments

[sudrin.livejournal.com]

Hahaha.. Oh my god.. I can't believe you would even SUPPORT that joke by posting it. But it is pretty funny. ;-)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well, we all have our moments. When I started cracking up at the cafe, Jen was like, "You both are going to hell!"

Ha!

Or...

[mrmoe.livejournal.com]

- You never have to worry about leaving your stuff at her place!
- You'll never hear her say: Your place, or mine?
- You can't walk into her bedroom and find her with another wo/man!
- No matter what your place looks like, you know it's better than hers!
- You'll never get stuck paying her rent!

(Gods, I am a BAD MAN!!!)

Re: Or...

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Yes. You are bad. Bad bad bad. You are going to hell. :)

When I worked at the shelter and the guys would ask me out, I /always/ said, "Your place or mine?" Every single time.

And they always laughed.

[grrlpower.livejournal.com]

And the worst thing is that ya can't sneak out of her bed in the middle of the night and go home..

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I love that picture of you in the hat! It is really adorable. :)

[grrlpower.livejournal.com]

thanks, I think I look about 12..

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Well, you know I like the young ones.

[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

Me too. I have a three tape set of some of the best episodes.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

"They're called breasts, Vyvyan, and everyone in the entire /world/ has them, except for you and Hitler - because you're fascists!"

[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

You??!? You watched it??! Jude, I adore you.

"And if you EVER say anything about Felicity Kendal again, I'll...I'll...!"

[bistronaut.livejournal.com]

This is totally tangental, but my old neighbor (British guy - I discovered The Young Ones through him) was in a band called Special Patrol, named after Vyvian's hampster.

Also, check out this guy's icon (http://www.livejournal.com/community/homestar_runner/689520.html).

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Hee.

[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

Heh. :)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

My friend Luke was really REALLY into them, and when we dated, I was privy to all his whims. :)

[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

"We sow the seed..."

[poopsmoothie.livejournal.com]

I read it to one of my homeless friends. He thought it was funny. :)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Whew! It passed the homeless test!

[vorpalbla.livejournal.com]

LOL!

We social workers need a little scandalous political incorrectness sometimes, just to keep us going.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I tend to agree with you. :)

[juliann.livejournal.com]

It was features in 3,000 Miles to Graceland (excellent for the Miami Vice generation :) )

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Oh really? Never saw that.

Pete always has cheesy jokes borrowed from unknown sources.