Heathen presents

[judecorp]

I received a birthday gift in the mail. It was one of those car-fish with the word 'pagan' on it, and a bumper sticker that said, 'Sorry I didn't make it to church, I was busy practicing withcraft and becoming a lesbian.' Who sent it? Was it you, Mike? (It seems like a Mike thing.)

Let me know, so I know who to thank. THANKS! :)

Comments

nice

[volumeat11.livejournal.com]

I did not send it. However, whoever sent it is welcome to a beer or two on me the next time they reach the Boston area... That's just great on a few levels. I instantly like that person, whoever you are...

Holy crap, am I tired.

[lemur68.livejournal.com]

No return address?

OO! OO! Speaking of bumper stickers, I saw a pro-Furry bumper sticker in my neighborhood today. It was only two words and one of them was "Furry", but goddamn if I forget what it actually said....

[theapplepicker.livejournal.com]

I've seen that bumper sticker before! It's great! My roommate used to have it and we hung it in the kitchen on a cabinet door.

Let me preface ...

[lickingtoad.livejournal.com]

a) Laura's brother
b) friended on Friendster (Chris, oddly enough.)
c) everything negative she related? Lies! Vile, contemptible lies!

There. Feel like I've known you all my life.

Good bumper sticker, yes. I think my favorite pro-'mo gear, which I sadly have yet to acquire, would be a shirt.

Shirt say: There are three(?) passages in the Bible that specifically mention homosexual conduct. There are (umpty-hundred?) that govern heterosexual conduct.

God loves heterosexuals, too. They just need more guidance.

Re: nice

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Dude, you get along with /everyone/, I have no doubt you would get along with whoever sent me heathen gifts! :)

Viva la weekend!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, FURRY PRIDE!! ;)

No, the return address was from the company s/he ordered the things from, and there was a little gift note that read, "Happy Birthday, Jude!!" So yeah, I'm stumped.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Dirty girl. :)

Re: Let me preface ...

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Someone needs to get you a 'mo shirt, boy! Sheesh! Do I have to start shopping? :)

And hi, btw. Laura told me you had an LJ, but she didn't say what it was. :)

Re: Let me preface ...

[lickingtoad.livejournal.com]

I've always strived to be tasteful. Silver's nice. Understated and casual or wry and humorous.

Been meaning to pick up an article of jewelry. All the clothing I could be loaned is either crass or showy.

[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

Sounds like something *I* might do.

Like, maybe if I were drunk or something.

However, in this case, it was not me. :)

Culprit identified...

[goddamnelf.livejournal.com]

Sorry, I thought for sure they would have my address on there somewhere. But yes, I sent the gift. I was cruising www.evolvefish.com looking for a shirt for my younger brother, and I saw they had a Gay, and Lesbian section. I had thought of getting you a fighting Nun, but maybe for Christmas. Anyway, you should get a book from me, off your wishlist also. So be on the look out for that, if it has not arrived yet. Hope you like it.

Re: Let me preface ...

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I'm a big fan of both crass /and/ showy.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Drunk? Did somebody say PINA COLADA MIX??!?! :)

Re: Culprit identified...

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Wow, Mike, that was really sweet of you. Thank you so much!

(Is the fighting nun one of those punching puppets? Because I got one for my dad once - he collects nuns - it is a hoot and a half!)

I shall put the goodies to good use. Thanks again! :)

Re: Let me preface ...

[lickingtoad.livejournal.com]

I just tend not to dress in that which I can't ruin

a) by dipping myself in plaster
b) while attending a bronze pour
c) by slathering with indelible inks
d) in a fit of dumpster-diving

[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

Woo.

I haven't had any of that stuff since that night.

And I still don't believe the reports I've heard on what I allowed you to do to me!

;)

Re: Let me preface ...

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

You young kids! ;)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I'll never tell. My lips are sealed!

[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

Hmm...maybe I'll call a Grand Jury and subpoena you.

I love that word. Wanna see my subpoena?

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Do you have a thing for the PENAL system?

[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

Say, I wonder if THAT's why Dina got her degree in criminal justice.

Wow.

Course, I seem to recall you a couple weeks ago saying you might want to open your own law FIRM!

Hmmm?

(Can I be on your administrative staff?)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Can we name our firm WOOD and ASSOCIATES?

(Would you like to be my PARTNER?)

[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

Shall I prepare some briefs for you?

[playboychickaro.livejournal.com]

my girlfriend has that sticker. good times.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Yay!