Heathen presents
Oct. 24th, 2003 09:01 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
judecorpI received a birthday gift in the mail. It was one of those car-fish with the word 'pagan' on it, and a bumper sticker that said, 'Sorry I didn't make it to church, I was busy practicing withcraft and becoming a lesbian.' Who sent it? Was it you, 
Mike? (It seems like a Mike thing.)
Let me know, so I know who to thank. THANKS! :)
Mike? (It seems like a Mike thing.)Let me know, so I know who to thank. THANKS! :)
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Date: 2003-10-24 07:40 pm (UTC)Holy crap, am I tired.
Re: nice
Date: 2003-10-25 05:22 am (UTC)Viva la weekend!
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Date: 2003-10-24 07:43 pm (UTC)OO! OO! Speaking of bumper stickers, I saw a pro-Furry bumper sticker in my neighborhood today. It was only two words and one of them was "Furry", but goddamn if I forget what it actually said....
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Date: 2003-10-25 05:23 am (UTC)No, the return address was from the company s/he ordered the things from, and there was a little gift note that read, "Happy Birthday, Jude!!" So yeah, I'm stumped.
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Date: 2003-10-24 10:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-10-25 05:23 am (UTC)Let me preface ...
Date: 2003-10-24 10:19 pm (UTC)b) friended on Friendster (Chris, oddly enough.)
c) everything negative she related? Lies! Vile, contemptible lies!
There. Feel like I've known you all my life.
Good bumper sticker, yes. I think my favorite pro-'mo gear, which I sadly have yet to acquire, would be a shirt.
Shirt say: There are three(?) passages in the Bible that specifically mention homosexual conduct. There are (umpty-hundred?) that govern heterosexual conduct.
God loves heterosexuals, too. They just need more guidance.
Re: Let me preface ...
Date: 2003-10-25 05:24 am (UTC)And hi, btw. Laura told me you had an LJ, but she didn't say what it was. :)
Re: Let me preface ...
Date: 2003-10-25 08:21 am (UTC)Been meaning to pick up an article of jewelry. All the clothing I could be loaned is either crass or showy.
Re: Let me preface ...
Date: 2003-10-26 05:54 pm (UTC)Re: Let me preface ...
Date: 2003-10-26 10:19 pm (UTC)a) by dipping myself in plaster
b) while attending a bronze pour
c) by slathering with indelible inks
d) in a fit of dumpster-diving
Re: Let me preface ...
Date: 2003-10-27 05:25 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-10-25 12:59 pm (UTC)Like, maybe if I were drunk or something.
However, in this case, it was not me. :)
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Date: 2003-10-26 05:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-10-26 11:12 pm (UTC)I haven't had any of that stuff since that night.
And I still don't believe the reports I've heard on what I allowed you to do to me!
;)
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Date: 2003-10-27 09:08 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-10-27 09:19 am (UTC)I love that word. Wanna see my subpoena?
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Date: 2003-10-27 07:32 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-10-27 09:00 pm (UTC)Wow.
Course, I seem to recall you a couple weeks ago saying you might want to open your own law FIRM!
Hmmm?
(Can I be on your administrative staff?)
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Date: 2003-10-28 12:42 pm (UTC)(Would you like to be my PARTNER?)
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Date: 2003-10-28 02:06 pm (UTC)Culprit identified...
Date: 2003-10-25 03:07 pm (UTC)Re: Culprit identified...
Date: 2003-10-26 05:56 pm (UTC)(Is the fighting nun one of those punching puppets? Because I got one for my dad once - he collects nuns - it is a hoot and a half!)
I shall put the goodies to good use. Thanks again! :)
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Date: 2003-11-11 06:59 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-11-11 06:40 pm (UTC)