FAAAAaaaa

Nov. 25th, 2003 08:38 am
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Okay, so this really funny thing happened yesterday:

I was in Coworker Sarah's car because we had gone to Starbucks and then were going to drop in unannounced on one of her clients that I really like, so we're in the car in Bexley and someone in a big child-molester van (you know the type) cuts her off. Now, Sarah is usually prone to bouts of road rage, so it was no surprise when she took a deep breath to start yelling. She opens her mouth and out comes, "YOU FAAAAaaaa," and then she stops. At this point, I start cracking up hysterically, unable to control myself. She turns about thirty shades of red and says, "Oh my god. I am /so/ sorry. I have never said that before, I swear. My brother would kill me. I'm so sorry." When I finally catch a breath, I say, "Dude, that's the funniest effing thing you've said all week. You're so fucking GAAAaaaaa."

I freaking love that girl. She is completely nuts.

Date: 2003-11-25 08:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hope-persists.livejournal.com
bwahhahahahhahaha

Yeah.

Date: 2003-11-25 08:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] etherial.livejournal.com
Quoth my friend Dan, while driving with our friend Chris:
"FAGGOT! ... But not in a good way like Chris!"

Re: Yeah.

Date: 2003-11-25 10:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
One of my coworkers from my last job once caught herself and said, "That's so gay! ... But not the /good/ kind of gay."

Hee!

Date: 2003-11-25 08:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elspazz0.livejournal.com
remember this one?

"You big homo... SAPIEN!!!" harhahrarabaharar

Date: 2003-11-25 10:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Durrrrr... we never said that when I was a kid... but we /did/ go around shaking other girls' hands and saying, "Lez-be friends!"

Date: 2003-11-25 10:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elspazz0.livejournal.com
did you sing: "LEZ BE FRIENDS/WE'LL DOOO THINGS TOGETHER/ WE'LL HAVE A GAY OLD TIIIIIME!"

oh, the 80's.

Date: 2003-11-25 10:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
I think you are so way gayer than me.

Date: 2003-11-26 08:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elspazz0.livejournal.com
it's possible.

Date: 2003-11-25 05:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alikat774.livejournal.com
It is great that you both have the tolerance and sense of humor! Not enough people in this world do. Too many out there would have let something that insignificant destroy their opinions of others.

Date: 2003-11-25 10:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
I suppose it would be different if I didn't like her, but I love her so freaking much and I /know/ she's not homophobic, because her brother's gay and she's totally into him and his partner. Besides, she made Jen and I a hand-made rainbow congratulations card when we got engaged.

She's the best!

yeah!

Date: 2003-11-25 09:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theindiequeen.livejournal.com
if you think i'm out of place than look at my face. don't you think i know which door and what it's for? give me something in between i'd be happy to go. but until then there's one thing i know for sure...

i'm a boy, i'm a girl, i'm a boy, i'm a girl, i'm a boy, i'm a girl

Re: yeah!

Date: 2003-11-25 10:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
YAY!! Angela Motter! I got to meet her in 2002. She's a hottie mchottiepants. :)

Re: yeah!

Date: 2003-11-26 10:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theindiequeen.livejournal.com
she rocks! she was in Hedwig and the Angry Inch this past summer in Atlanta, and me and my friends started going ALL of the time (they called us the groupies) so we got to hang out with the cast a lot. We even got to sing with her at one of her concerts!! Pretty fun stuff. She rocks.

Re: yeah!

Date: 2003-12-03 07:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Dude, that is seriously awesome!

Date: 2003-11-26 06:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volumeat11.livejournal.com
I think I would like Coworker Sarah.

Date: 2003-12-01 09:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
She is teh awesome.

Date: 2003-12-04 09:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeffholton.livejournal.com
"....aaaaaaaaat bastard??"

Geez, she could have recovered more gracefully. ;)

Date: 2003-12-06 09:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Yeah well, I think maybe she could have if I didn't burst out laughing and really embarrass her. :)

Date: 2003-12-06 11:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeffholton.livejournal.com
It is a funny story.

Frankly, if I were more prone to calling people pointless names while I was irate with them, it would sound like something I would do in your presence.

Fortunately, I'm not that gay. Or something.

Date: 2003-12-06 02:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeffholton.livejournal.com
I was trying to be cute.

I think it's time for me to back away from this conversation slowly now.

Date: 2003-12-07 06:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Ha ha ha!

You! Step away from the conversation!

Date: 2003-12-07 09:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeffholton.livejournal.com
Nothing to see here. Move along.

Sparky, don't be gay.

(I hope you catch the South Park reference there.)

Date: 2003-12-09 06:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
I actually did see that episode.

(I wonder how I've seen all of this television when I don't watch television.)

Date: 2003-12-09 09:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeffholton.livejournal.com
What I love about that show is that it satirizes bigotry. It *deals* with all the subjects that none of us ever want to touch, but by making it comedic and setting it in the middle of hickville, Stone and Parker have a wonderful opportunity to caricature stupidity.

Dina and I are particularly amused by the Arabs/Iraqis/Iranians/Pakistanis, who simply say, "Ackblack, ackblack! Ackblack!" whenever they're on the screen.

Actually, maybe those are the same people who did the voices in "Mars Attacks!"

Date: 2003-12-09 04:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
I loved Mars Attacks. It's one of the few movies my father and I agree on.

And you're right about South Park.

Date: 2003-12-09 11:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeffholton.livejournal.com
"Ha ha ha ha! They killed Congress!"

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