Things I Like About Me:
Jan. 2nd, 2004 01:22 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
judecorp1. That I can eat potato chips and cupcakes with my lunch, but still feel like I'm eating responsibly and healthily. Because, you know, it was a HEALTHY CHOICE frozen entree lunch.
2. That I can wake up, climb out of bed, gather clothes, use the bathroom, shower, dress, style my hair, and brush my teeth in 15 minutes.
3. But that it takes me nearly double that to ever goof around on the Internet.
4. That I have been successfully (though slowly) saving money to buy a house since I was 21 years old. How oddly responsible.
5. That I like Moxie. Because, come on, Moxie is such a badass drink that no one likes but me.
6. That I can duplicate the perfect (yet annoying) New England accent, /without/ having it creep into my dialect when I don't want it to. Wicked pissah!
7. That I send thank-you cards. Rather quickly, even.
8. That I can't work at a job anywhere without being known as "that weird girl."
9. That my name rhymes with "Dude" and "Rude" and "Food" and "Chewed" and "Brood." I mean, really. So cool.
10. That I have an office full of toys, but can use Der Intarweb to make myself LOOK busy.
11. That I named my female cat Ralph. Because it bugs people. Especially my mother.
12. That I'm young now, I'm wild now, and I want to be free. I've got the magic power of the music in me.
13. That you all want to have sex with me. Come on, admit it. I know you do. Everyone knows you do. I think it's because you're all secretly convinced that I'm a) totally wild in the sack, b) a screamer, or c) deliciously tasty. I'll never tell.
Okay, I think that's enough for now. I'm going to eat this cupcake. YOM YOM!
2. That I can wake up, climb out of bed, gather clothes, use the bathroom, shower, dress, style my hair, and brush my teeth in 15 minutes.
3. But that it takes me nearly double that to ever goof around on the Internet.
4. That I have been successfully (though slowly) saving money to buy a house since I was 21 years old. How oddly responsible.
5. That I like Moxie. Because, come on, Moxie is such a badass drink that no one likes but me.
6. That I can duplicate the perfect (yet annoying) New England accent, /without/ having it creep into my dialect when I don't want it to. Wicked pissah!
7. That I send thank-you cards. Rather quickly, even.
8. That I can't work at a job anywhere without being known as "that weird girl."
9. That my name rhymes with "Dude" and "Rude" and "Food" and "Chewed" and "Brood." I mean, really. So cool.
10. That I have an office full of toys, but can use Der Intarweb to make myself LOOK busy.
11. That I named my female cat Ralph. Because it bugs people. Especially my mother.
12. That I'm young now, I'm wild now, and I want to be free. I've got the magic power of the music in me.
13. That you all want to have sex with me. Come on, admit it. I know you do. Everyone knows you do. I think it's because you're all secretly convinced that I'm a) totally wild in the sack, b) a screamer, or c) deliciously tasty. I'll never tell.
Okay, I think that's enough for now. I'm going to eat this cupcake. YOM YOM!
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Date: 2004-01-02 10:39 am (UTC)Also lewd and nude, two other very important words.
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Date: 2004-01-02 10:41 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-01-02 10:45 am (UTC)none other like jude
see her eating the rude food
clearly she's the dude
That you all want to have sex with me. Come on, admit it. I know you do. Everyone knows you do. I think it's because you're all secretly convinced that I'm a) totally wild in the sack, b) a screamer, or c) deliciously tasty. I'll never tell.
screaming like banshee
delicious afternoon snack
3y3 \/\/0ulc| 50 53x0r j00
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Date: 2004-01-02 10:46 am (UTC)Re: the guinness of sodas
Date: 2004-01-02 11:07 am (UTC)(You are so right about the Maine thing.)
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Date: 2004-01-02 11:26 am (UTC)8. Maybe we should get a job together and we can have a competition over who gets that title.
13. I will have sex with you, but only if I can have sex with your smoochie first.
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Date: 2004-01-02 01:04 pm (UTC)I always thought it'd make a good dog name, especially if that dog was a terrier.
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Date: 2004-01-02 03:41 pm (UTC)And rhymezone.com just told me there there are these other things that rhyme with your name: brood, brewed, clued, cued, cude, feud, gued, hued, glued, plude, poohed, prude (HAHA!), rood, rooed, rued, and so many other words that I just am too tired to type out right now. (http://www.rhymezone.com/r/rhyme.cgi?Word=jude&typeofrhyme=perfect&org1=syl&org2=l)
I think I may have to disagree about "cued" and "feud" and "hued." Those aren't perfect rhymes.
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Date: 2004-01-02 04:48 pm (UTC)howwwdy hoooo!
Date: 2004-01-02 11:31 pm (UTC)Re: howwwdy hoooo!
Date: 2004-01-03 06:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-01-03 07:06 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-01-03 07:07 am (UTC)Oh yes.
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Date: 2004-01-03 07:11 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-01-03 07:12 am (UTC)you write h4x0r h41ku, d00d
you are very 1337
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Date: 2004-01-03 07:15 am (UTC)Next time I go to New England, I should get you some. It is very delicious and wonderful. Although only
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Date: 2004-01-03 08:37 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-01-03 12:01 pm (UTC)I believe r0x0r may be the lone exception to the rule, in which case the -0r is never pronounced.
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Date: 2004-01-03 01:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-01-05 07:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-01-05 08:36 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-01-06 05:04 am (UTC)