judecorp | Things I Like About Me:

1. That I can eat potato chips and cupcakes with my lunch, but still feel like I'm eating responsibly and healthily. Because, you know, it was a HEALTHY CHOICE frozen entree lunch.

2. That I can wake up, climb out of bed, gather clothes, use the bathroom, shower, dress, style my hair, and brush my teeth in 15 minutes.

3. But that it takes me nearly double that to ever goof around on the Internet.

4. That I have been successfully (though slowly) saving money to buy a house since I was 21 years old. How oddly responsible.

5. That I like Moxie. Because, come on, Moxie is such a badass drink that no one likes but me.

6. That I can duplicate the perfect (yet annoying) New England accent, /without/ having it creep into my dialect when I don't want it to. Wicked pissah!

7. That I send thank-you cards. Rather quickly, even.

8. That I can't work at a job anywhere without being known as "that weird girl."

9. That my name rhymes with "Dude" and "Rude" and "Food" and "Chewed" and "Brood." I mean, really. So cool.

10. That I have an office full of toys, but can use Der Intarweb to make myself LOOK busy.

11. That I named my female cat Ralph. Because it bugs people. Especially my mother.

12. That I'm young now, I'm wild now, and I want to be free. I've got the magic power of the music in me.

13. That you all want to have sex with me. Come on, admit it. I know you do. Everyone knows you do. I think it's because you're all secretly convinced that I'm a) totally wild in the sack, b) a screamer, or c) deliciously tasty. I'll never tell.

Okay, I think that's enough for now. I'm going to eat this cupcake. YOM YOM!