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Normal morning routine:
Alarm goes off at 7:40. I get up and shower. I get Jennifer up. She showers, I check email. She leaves for work. I leave for work.


This morning's routine:
Alarm goes off at 7:40. I get up and shower. I get Jennifer up. She says she's feeling poorly. I ask her if she's going to work. She gets the phone and calls out sick. We lay in bed for a few minutes. I spend my email time making her feel "better." I tuck her in. She falls asleep. I wash my hands. Twice. I leave for work.


I can still smell her.

Date: 2004-01-08 06:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sudrin.livejournal.com
Okay, is there something going on with the hand washing that I am like too obtuse to figure out?

Date: 2004-01-08 07:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shadist.livejournal.com
At a guess.

Yes

:)

Date: 2004-01-08 08:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] murnkay.livejournal.com
Apprently very much so.

Uhm... read it again, slowly? ;)

Date: 2004-01-08 08:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elspazz0.livejournal.com
Sugar is always the best medicine ;)

Date: 2004-01-08 08:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] carina-s.livejournal.com
Wow. I'm going to suggest to my husband that he make me feel "better" too!

here's to happy thoughts all day!

Date: 2004-01-08 09:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] luloubelle.livejournal.com
mmmmmm lovin' in the morning mmmmmmmmm

Date: 2004-01-08 10:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dch4.livejournal.com
Horn dog! ;-)

Date: 2004-01-08 01:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ducks-with-lips.livejournal.com
Yep, yep. It's the best medicine.

Date: 2004-01-08 02:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] agentaa7.livejournal.com
Either that's something really mean....or I don't get it.

Date: 2004-01-08 06:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Think carefully. REALLY carefully.

Date: 2004-01-08 06:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
GET THAT MAN ON TRACK!

CAPS!

Re: here's to happy thoughts all day!

Date: 2004-01-08 06:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Yum.

But it makes for a distracting work day.

Date: 2004-01-08 06:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
BOY HOWDY.

In plain english:

Date: 2004-01-08 06:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
I had sex with her. I could still smell her on my hands after I washed them twice.

Good gods, people! :)

Date: 2004-01-08 06:13 pm (UTC)

Re: In plain english:

Date: 2004-01-08 06:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] agentaa7.livejournal.com
Ohhh.....now I understand....and it was a compliment.

Date: 2004-01-08 08:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] purplemanatee.livejournal.com
**Pukey puke puke puke!!**

Date: 2004-01-10 10:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Go eat a dick!! :)

Re: In plain english:

Date: 2004-01-10 10:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Exactly!

Date: 2004-01-10 11:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] purplemanatee.livejournal.com
I wish, honey!

Date: 2004-01-10 11:33 am (UTC)

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