Breeder Fever

[judecorp]

Dear Universe,

Please stop placing me in front of displays of baby clothes. It becomes quite embarrassing to 'ooh' and 'aah' over little pairs of cargo pants and rugby shirts, especially as it becomes more difficult to pull away. If you cannot possibly stop placing me in front of baby clothes, please tone down the Breeder Fever. Thank you.

Sincerely,
Jude

Comments

[folkyboy.livejournal.com]

Breeder Fever sounds a lot like Beaver Fever

[thatpatti.livejournal.com]

haha...that icon is too funny.

"get me away from the crazy lady!"

[luloubelle.livejournal.com]

I mean, is there some sort of medicine for that? I seem to have come down with a bad case of both!

Is there a snooze button on that goddamn biological clock?

[elspazz0.livejournal.com]

PLEASE RETURN BEAVER FEVER!

[lemur68.livejournal.com]

Just remember--babies might be born cute....

...but they grow up to be asshole teenagers.

[folkyboy.livejournal.com]

don't forget to say it in the Margaret Cho accent!

[elspazz0.livejournal.com]

I DONT KNOW WHY YOU LIKE BEAVER FEVER SO MUCH!!!!

[folkyboy.livejournal.com]

::dies of laughter::

[elspazz0.livejournal.com]

*wink*

[laughingsal.livejournal.com]

...and then misanthropic adults....

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

That is one of my favorite skits ever.

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

Foo! Just imagine all those precious widdle togs covered in puke, with shit leaking through the pants.

[scottopic.livejournal.com]

Be one of us...Be one of us...Be one of us...

[siercia]

Man, I cannot wait to see you with a little one. You are going to be such a rocking mama. And then I'll have another baby to spoil rotten!

[hope-persists.livejournal.com]

must. have. baby. soon. I think I have a new way to manifest my breeder fever though, since I certainly don't want a little tyke for quite a while. I am going to start collecting cool children books. The local gay pride store (pride and joy) has a big collection of really cool ones. So I am going to start collecting the queer ones, gender deviant ones, super feminist ones, etc. And that way, when I do procreate, my baby will have the best books EVER!

[00solstice.livejournal.com]

... and then, eventually, Republicans.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I've got that too. :)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

If you find one, LET ME KNOW. I'mma 'splode.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I have TEH BIG LOVE for you.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Your kid is so freakin' cute.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

EEK!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I do believe this most excellent comment deserves Grandma. Boy howdy.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I hope so. It's all I've ever really wanted to do, and also what I fear sucking at the most, you know?

My kid needs an Auntie Siercia.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

What a great idea! I have some kids' books, but I think I need to start stocking up on the risky ones. :) You are such a smartie!