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I hate cold weather. I hate ice on streets and sidewalks and car windshields. I hate seeing my breath turn into a cloud in front of my face. I hate heating bills. I hate watching my skin turn into a scaly mess. I hate being itchy. I hate wearing a coat and a scarf and a hat and gloves. I hate when the earth turns frozen solid. I hate snow. I hate shoveling and scraping and salting. I hate sweaters. I hate boots. I hate having to wait for the car to warm up. I hate burning red ears. I hate frost bite. I hate dry air that makes noses bleed and throats cakey. I hate needing a humidifier. I hate wind chill. I hate cold weather.

HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE

Date: 2004-01-23 02:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elspazz0.livejournal.com
CAN I GET AN AMEN?

FUCK YOU, SHITTY WEATHER!

Date: 2004-01-23 03:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Not in front of the EGGS!!!

Date: 2004-01-23 03:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volumeat11.livejournal.com
I love snowangels. I love warming up my wife's car in the morning. I love 'nuggling under blankets. I love the silence of falling snow under a street light. I love football in Foxboro. I love hot cocoa. I love steamed up glasses. I love snowball fights.

"UNGH! Love takes out hate...KO'd."

Date: 2004-01-23 02:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scirocco.livejournal.com
I love seeing snow float down out of the sky, to land with a whisper on the ground. I love the way my daughter wakes up, looks out the window and says, "SNOW, Daddy!" I love carving a perfect turn on my snowboard through 18 inches of fresh powder. I love using the E-brake on my car to get into parking spaces and driveways in the snow. I love being bundled up warm even though it's cold outside, and then coming in to have hot chocolate. I love making snowmen, even if they do collapse under their own ponderous weight two hours later. I love sledding down a hill and falling off at the bottom. I love tossing my friends into snowbanks.

Date: 2004-01-23 03:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
You toss me into a snowbank and it is THE DEATH for you, Mister!!!

I think I would like winter for, like, a week or two. And then I'm done. So maybe I need to live in the tropics and take a yearly pilgrimage to YOUR HOUSE.

Date: 2004-01-23 03:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Okay, so I'm going to give you credit for that one because you mentioned Melis, and she rocks, therefore, this rocks.

:)

Date: 2004-01-23 05:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
HA!

(Well, I like The Melis, too. But this was 'Melis' like 'Melissa.')

Date: 2004-01-23 05:45 pm (UTC)

Date: 2004-01-23 03:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fatfeistyfemme.livejournal.com
big *warm* hug

Date: 2004-01-23 03:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
You're so sweet to me!

Now I can run around squealing, "[livejournal.com profile] technodyke hugged me!!"

Date: 2004-01-23 03:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fatfeistyfemme.livejournal.com
lol! nice icon. ;) And now I can run around squealing "[livejournal.com profile] smurfchick hugged me back!"

Date: 2004-01-23 11:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
And people will say, "Who??!?!" :)

Date: 2004-01-24 12:02 am (UTC)

Date: 2004-01-23 05:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 00solstice.livejournal.com
word up, sister.

Date: 2004-01-23 09:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] osuptygal.livejournal.com
I hate all of the above, but:
boots
coats
sweaters
:)

I hate that my car heat doesn't work/my hands stiffent up while touching the steering wheel.
I hate that I can't take my dog to the park.
I hate that I'm pale.
I hate that I drive down the street and don't see people sitting on their porches with a beer..or playing football in the front yard.

Date: 2004-01-23 03:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
I /also/ like seeing people out on their porches. It's so much fun!

Date: 2004-01-23 02:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] michael622.livejournal.com
You are SO living in the wrong state. You oughter come down to sunny North Carolina, where right now the temperature is in the low 50's, and snow lasts only a day before it melts away as if it were never here - when it happens, which isn't often. And when it does snow, everything shuts down and you get to stay inside and cuddle with your cats, or significant other. ;)

And bring that sexy bitch of yours with you! :) Hehehe!

Date: 2004-01-23 03:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
I know we said we wouldn't, but we're thinking about moving to California again. (Why oh why did we BOTH have to be Libras?)

Or Florida. Or Georgia. Or the Equator.

Brrrrr!

Date: 2004-01-23 03:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] michael622.livejournal.com
Well, I suppose I don't blame you. North Carolina really doesn't have all that much to offer except me :)

Date: 2004-01-23 03:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
You can move with us!

Date: 2004-01-23 03:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] michael622.livejournal.com
Ooooh, can I be your Agadore? :)

Date: 2004-01-23 11:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Of course! Do you have the "natural heat"?

Date: 2004-01-23 04:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sudrin.livejournal.com
Hey, you hate Boots? Boots a great! And I have a few things nice I could say about sweaters too. ;-)

Date: 2004-01-23 06:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Well, I like /some/ sweaters, but I don't like /having/ to wear sweaters.

Date: 2004-01-23 05:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] folkyboy.livejournal.com
do you hate it? hee hee

:)

Date: 2004-01-23 05:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Nah, I LOVE IT!

You could always...

Date: 2004-01-23 09:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thelastbard.livejournal.com
... move out west. Of course, you would still need the humidifier, but Pheonix is always warm.

Re: You could always...

Date: 2004-01-23 11:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
I have relatives in Tucson. Warmer still!

West is nice, but I think I'd like some ocean. Mmmm, ocean. Although I could come live with you, B!

Re: You could always...

Date: 2004-01-26 03:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Awwwh, B, I love your icon! :)

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