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[judecorp]

I have a pimple growing on my cheek and it hurts. Justin put a little black sticker on my forehead like a bindi. Jennifer made me scrambled eggs with cheese, mushrooms, and potatoes. I have to pay the car insurance bill. I drove to the scariest place in the world today: Amanda, Ohio. We have two copies of Melissa Etheridge's "Breakdown" album that we'd like to get rid of. The Indigo Girls are coming here in March and we want to go with rebasayre. I want to kiss my best girl until my lips tingle from the suction. I need to brush my teeth. I love Jack White like a little brother.

Comments

can we be friends?

[intobois.livejournal.com]

I just started an lj, but have been reading yours for a while...can i add you to my friends list?

Re: can we be friends?

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Of course you can. You don't have to ask. I will tell you in advance though that I don't automatically add people back, so if that's going to bug you... there it is.

Welcome to LJ. :)

[sacharine.livejournal.com]

holly give me some of your english lovin'!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

When I come down to Cincy to see you, we should put that song on and dance like loonies!

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[sacharine.livejournal.com]

that sounds like a fantastic idea!

[folkyboy.livejournal.com]

you're getting rid of both of them? you don't like that cd? you know she has a new one coming out February 10th called "Lucky"

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[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Nah, we don't like it at all. It's weird, because "Skin" came out after "Breakdown," and "Skin" is so good... but "Breakdown" is soooo bad.

New album? Really? I am out of the loop.

[shadist.livejournal.com]

I used to live just outside of Amanda.

*shudders*

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[judecorp.livejournal.com]

DEAR GODS WHERE??!?!

I kept saying to myself, "Please don't get lost, please don't get lost..." Second only to, "Please don't slide on this giant sheet of ice..."

Woah.

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[shadist.livejournal.com]

On drinkle rd. Its off of Julian rd. . .

Middle of frigging nowhere.



It was scary to have every person around me be related to my ex wife. . .


And I don't just meen right around there either. . . I mean you go a mile or so in a direction to start to run into any real numbers of Non-family.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Yikes!

[starrchilde.livejournal.com]

I hopped over from mayna's journal and added you to my friends list because anyone who quotes Dar Williams' in their profile is usually worth reading. :o}

I saw that you don't automatically add people from the above comment, and I'm cool with that.

The Ocean

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

"The Ocean" is one of my favorite Dar songs ever... and it's one of two (the other being "When Sal's Burned Down") that I sing in the shower on a semi-regular basis. GOOD CHOICE!

Welcome to the madness! There is so very little that is locked, so you're not missing a thing.

[carina-s.livejournal.com]

Pick me! I want a cd!

Also, will you be able to come tomorrow night, almost all of Scott's friends can't come so now it's all up to me and my motley group of friends! It may end up being the party that no one comes to. :(

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

We are both coming, it is on the beloved MARY-KATE AND ASHLEY CALENDAR so that means it is official!

We will be there between 8 and 9 for the FESTIVITIES, and I can bring you a CD. :)

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[whirledpeas.livejournal.com]

Rawk - J&J are coming...and so are Peas and Carrots. This is TOTALLY a party that people are coming to - at least the ones who matter!

Jude_"pseudo"_licious? Can Sarah and I chase you there? Er...follow you? It's always helpful to know someone else who is going!

Sanks

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Sure, or we can pick you guys up!