I need shin guards to take out the garbage.

[judecorp]

Since my Jennifer is gone (*sad*), I figured I would do some cleaning up around the house to pass some time. We had a bunch of garbage that has been sitting in the kitchen waiting to be taken out, so while I was still wearing my sweater I decided to go do that. We use the big garbage cans in the alley behind our apartment, which requires a trip down the rickety back steps. Usually I drop the garbage bags off the balcony and go down to get them, but since I had some breakables in the bags I started walking them down the stairs.

The bags obstructed my vision and I slammed my knee and shin into my bicycle, which is locked to the staircase. I pulled off so much skin my shin looked like a fruit roll-up. Owwie ow.

Maybe I'll get a bad-ass scar!

Comments

[saldemonium.livejournal.com]

Ouchy! bicycles are deadly things! I tripped over Peter's this morning.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I can't wait until it's actually bike-riding weather. Maybe when that happens, I'll remember that the darn thing is there!

[drainbead.livejournal.com]

I pulled off so much skin my shin looked like a fruit roll-up.

That just made me throw up a little in my mouth.

And I don't think I'll eat another fruit roll-up again. Not that I have in years, but still, you've just now ruined me for an entire food product.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I aim to please.

Okay, so it wasn't that bad, but that doesn't make a good story, now does it?

[spear-britney.livejournal.com]

i love scar stories!

I agree.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Scar stories are hot!