Stolen from pica_nc

[judecorp]

I NEVER...

() I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(X) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
() I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
() I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(X) I NEVER WENT TO JAPAN
() I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
(X) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
() I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
() I NEVER HAD SEX
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(X) I NEVER WAS DUMPED
() I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(X) I NEVER WAS FIRED
(X) I NEVER WAS IN A FIST FIGHT
(X) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(X) I NEVER SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT''S HOUSE
() I NEVER WAS TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(X) I NEVER WAS CAUGHT MASTURBATING
() I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF
() I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER WAS ARRESTED
() I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
() I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(X) I NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIMES SQUARE
() I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
() I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
() I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(X) I NEVER CELEBRATED MARDI GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS
(X) I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE
(X) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(X) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(X) I NEVER CUT MYSELF ON PURPOSE
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX AT THE OFFICE
() I NEVER GOT MARRIED
() I NEVER GOT DIVORCED
(X) I NEVER POSTED NUDE PIX ONLINE
() I NEVER CLIMBED A MOUNTAIN
() I NEVER USED SEX TOYS

Comments

[oxlahun.livejournal.com]

Most of those are curable. :)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

You trying to get me nekkid?

[oxlahun.livejournal.com]

What? I didn't say anything about that. Sure, I mean, I wouldn't necessarily object--you're the sexiest Jude from Judecorp that I know. But my wife reads this and I might get in trouble if I say too much more. Besides, I don't look enough like your Jen to be your type. :)

I'm trying to get you to skip school so you can sneak out of your parents' house to go to Europe, Times Square, and/or Mardi Gras to get in a fistfight, get high, crash a friend's car, then get arrested. The other stuff's just gravy.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I'm trying to get you to skip school so you can sneak out of your parents' house to go to Europe, Times Square, and/or Mardi Gras to get in a fistfight, get high, crash a friend's car, then get arrested. The other stuff's just gravy.

That sounds like a busy, fun-filled afternoon!