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My first call was someone from Columbus saying that she missed me, and wanted to see me. I'm pretty sure it was [livejournal.com profile] communista, but it could have been [livejournal.com profile] opalexian. I haven't seen either of them in a million years.

My [livejournal.com profile] technodyke of the sweet voice told me that joke about Ghandi being a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis. Now I can add "receiving called from [livejournal.com profile] technodyke" to my list of rock star accomplishments.

A loverly girl from the DC area called me to sing "We love you, [livejournal.com profile] smurfchick" a la Bye Bye Birdie. My money's on [livejournal.com profile] wendywoohoo. It was cute!

I'm pretty sure my next call was from [livejournal.com profile] scirocco, and asked for a return call, but I don't have his freaking number! Actually, I have /two/ numbers for him on my phone, and neither of them are correct! FEH.

[livejournal.com profile] sudrin called me next, with a message about Stargate: the TV series, which of course is mocking my disdain for all things sci-fi.

I received a very clever message from [livejournal.com profile] yotto that used a computerized voice to say assorted spam messages to me. You know, like about Viagra (I mean V1ag ra) and enlarging my breasts and stuff. HA!

From the Great White North, [livejournal.com profile] reveries called me and told me an absolutely hysterical joke about a woman with an ugly baby. It was SO FREAKING FUNNY.

A gal in Denver called and told me my own favorite joke. You know the one, "It's drivin' me nuts!" (Oddly enough, I left this joke on [livejournal.com profile] technodyke's voicemail.) I think it's [livejournal.com profile] nokomis4.

[livejournal.com profile] smithee called me. Hooray! Hooray! He didn't leave his phone number, though. But I'll send him a reply message later. Sprint PCS voicemail gave him away. (Of course, this means that once I get his actual number, I can use free Sprint-to-Sprint minutes!)

I got a call from a number in Columbus that sounded like someone holding their phone up to a computer speaker playing Strongbad. I think it might be [livejournal.com profile] vorpalbla.

The champion message, the supreme mother of all messages, the head honcho of messages, goes to [livejournal.com profile] galbraith who, holy crap on a crap cracker, WAS SO HYSTERICAL. He absolutely and perfectly imitated the Moviefone Guy, complete with ridiculous intonations, and even "selected" choices... eventually he got to a synopsis of the movie "Voicemail for Jude," and perfectly imitated the sinister voice of Synopsis Man. It was incredible and I want to save it forever. A-plus-plus-plus-plus!

You guys are the bestest EVAR.

Date: 2004-04-03 02:59 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Your favorite joke was not told to you by nokomis4...

Date: 2004-04-03 03:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
But I don't know anyone else in Denver!!

Date: 2004-04-03 03:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whirledpeas.livejournal.com
Hey - I called you TOO....

....only....

...it was about dinner.....

DOESN'T THAT COUNT??!!

Date: 2004-04-03 03:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
I called you first, lady!!

Date: 2004-04-03 03:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cappucinogrrl.livejournal.com
But do you know anybody who may have a calling card with a Denver area code?

Or how about a friend who has a friend from Denver?

Mwa ha ha!

Date: 2004-04-03 03:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cappucinogrrl.livejournal.com
Shit! I forgot to make that anonymous!

It was Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Date: 2004-04-03 04:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] communista.livejournal.com
Yep, that first one was me.

I was first!
I was first!
F-I-R-S-T!!!

Date: 2004-04-03 04:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
BWAHAHAHAHA.

=P

<3

Date: 2004-04-03 04:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! See you at the showah!

Date: 2004-04-03 05:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elspazz0.livejournal.com
i didnt call you because I WAS HAVING SEX!

Date: 2004-04-03 05:16 am (UTC)

Date: 2004-04-03 07:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yotto.livejournal.com
Did my spam voice mail come through okay? I was a bit concerned that it would not, coming as it did from my crappy speakers and into my cel phone.

Date: 2004-04-03 07:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] opalexian.livejournal.com
Nope, not me. but yeah, I do...

In other news, mebbe it was just bein with muh ghey bois, but seeing that picture-icon, I am overwhelmed with the urge to stuff something in hawt-boi's mouth X D

Date: 2004-04-04 12:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Yikes! No defiling my boy!!

Date: 2004-04-04 12:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
DEATH BY SNOO-SNOO!

Date: 2004-04-04 12:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Always and forever. :)

Date: 2004-04-04 12:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
It was a little soft, but I could definitely make it out. It was really funny, and I appreciate the effort!

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