Phone calls so far:
Apr. 2nd, 2004 09:39 pmMy first call was someone from Columbus saying that she missed me, and wanted to see me. I'm pretty sure it was
communista, but it could have been
opalexian. I haven't seen either of them in a million years.
My
technodyke of the sweet voice told me that joke about Ghandi being a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis. Now I can add "receiving called from
technodyke" to my list of rock star accomplishments.
A loverly girl from the DC area called me to sing "We love you,
smurfchick" a la Bye Bye Birdie. My money's on
wendywoohoo. It was cute!
I'm pretty sure my next call was from
scirocco, and asked for a return call, but I don't have his freaking number! Actually, I have /two/ numbers for him on my phone, and neither of them are correct! FEH.
sudrin called me next, with a message about Stargate: the TV series, which of course is mocking my disdain for all things sci-fi.
I received a very clever message from
yotto that used a computerized voice to say assorted spam messages to me. You know, like about Viagra (I mean V1ag ra) and enlarging my breasts and stuff. HA!
From the Great White North,
reveries called me and told me an absolutely hysterical joke about a woman with an ugly baby. It was SO FREAKING FUNNY.
A gal in Denver called and told me my own favorite joke. You know the one, "It's drivin' me nuts!" (Oddly enough, I left this joke on
technodyke's voicemail.) I think it's
nokomis4.
smithee called me. Hooray! Hooray! He didn't leave his phone number, though. But I'll send him a reply message later. Sprint PCS voicemail gave him away. (Of course, this means that once I get his actual number, I can use free Sprint-to-Sprint minutes!)
I got a call from a number in Columbus that sounded like someone holding their phone up to a computer speaker playing Strongbad. I think it might be
vorpalbla.
The champion message, the supreme mother of all messages, the head honcho of messages, goes to
galbraith who, holy crap on a crap cracker, WAS SO HYSTERICAL. He absolutely and perfectly imitated the Moviefone Guy, complete with ridiculous intonations, and even "selected" choices... eventually he got to a synopsis of the movie "Voicemail for Jude," and perfectly imitated the sinister voice of Synopsis Man. It was incredible and I want to save it forever. A-plus-plus-plus-plus!
You guys are the bestest EVAR.
My
A loverly girl from the DC area called me to sing "We love you,
I'm pretty sure my next call was from
I received a very clever message from
From the Great White North,
A gal in Denver called and told me my own favorite joke. You know the one, "It's drivin' me nuts!" (Oddly enough, I left this joke on
I got a call from a number in Columbus that sounded like someone holding their phone up to a computer speaker playing Strongbad. I think it might be
The champion message, the supreme mother of all messages, the head honcho of messages, goes to
You guys are the bestest EVAR.
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Date: 2004-04-03 03:57 am (UTC)Or how about a friend who has a friend from Denver?
Mwa ha ha!
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Date: 2004-04-03 03:58 am (UTC)It was Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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Date: 2004-04-03 04:32 am (UTC)=P
<3
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Date: 2004-04-03 03:32 am (UTC)....only....
...it was about dinner.....
DOESN'T THAT COUNT??!!
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Date: 2004-04-03 04:27 am (UTC)I was first!
I was first!
F-I-R-S-T!!!
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Date: 2004-04-03 07:03 pm (UTC)In other news, mebbe it was just bein with muh ghey bois, but seeing that picture-icon, I am overwhelmed with the urge to stuff something in hawt-boi's mouth X D
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