I thought about leaving a rude little poem for you, but it's way too early for me to be anything approaching clever. Then I wondered if "clever" was really required for your entertainment. So, here it is, your very own Insulting Name Poem™: J is for Jaundice, your skin's kinda yellow. U is for Ugly, you're no handsome fellow. D is for Drab, let's face it, you're dull. E is for Empty, just like your skull.
These letters together, they spell the name JUDE. Obnoxious and boring, and sometimes plain rude.
I'd have done SMURFCHICK, but like I said, it's early.
Is it wrong that I see Brendan Fraser every time I glance at that userpic? Then, when I actually look at it, it's Obi-Wan Kenobi Ewan MacGregor. S is for Smarmy, for Smug and for Sleazy. M is for Mattress, well worn 'cause you're easy. U is for Underwear, though you don't ever wear it. R is for Rabbit. Nice teeth, want a carrot? F is for Funk. When's the last time you showered? C is for Chicken, you big yellow coward. H is for Hepatitis, you've got in your liver. I is for I... hope you drown in a river. C is for Cocaine, or in your case, crack. K is for Knife. I'll slip one in your back.
Put them together and SMURFCHICK they spell. Short, mean and stupid, and homely as well.
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Date: 2004-05-28 12:33 pm (UTC)J is for Jaundice, your skin's kinda yellow.
U is for Ugly, you're no handsome fellow.
D is for Drab, let's face it, you're dull.
E is for Empty, just like your skull.
These letters together, they spell the name JUDE.
Obnoxious and boring, and sometimes plain rude.
I'd have done SMURFCHICK, but like I said, it's early.
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Date: 2004-05-28 03:30 pm (UTC)Love you!
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Date: 2004-05-28 04:20 pm (UTC)Obi-Wan KenobiEwan MacGregor.S is for Smarmy, for Smug and for Sleazy.
M is for Mattress, well worn 'cause you're easy.
U is for Underwear, though you don't ever wear it.
R is for Rabbit. Nice teeth, want a carrot?
F is for Funk. When's the last time you showered?
C is for Chicken, you big yellow coward.
H is for Hepatitis, you've got in your liver.
I is for I... hope you drown in a river.
C is for Cocaine, or in your case, crack.
K is for Knife. I'll slip one in your back.
Put them together and SMURFCHICK they spell.
Short, mean and stupid, and homely as well.
That's right. Feelin' the flow now.
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Date: 2004-05-28 05:12 pm (UTC)'Cause I have a big brain inside my HUGE head!
"It's like an orange on a toothpick!"
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