Combo Post for a Rainy Monday

[judecorp]

There were these goats, these two female goats who were in love with each other, and they bought toys to enhance their goat sex life. They also drank a lot of Kool-Aid, because as we all know, Kool-Aid is quite yummy. In fact, I was once a big fan of Purplesaurus Rex Kool-Aid, but they don't seem to make it anymore. That's quite the conspiracy.

So these two dyke toy-wielding goats were walking down the street discussing adiabatic lapse rates. (These were smart goats, dude!) Someone heard the goat discussion and was so amazed that he nominated both goats for the prestigious Peabody Award. But only one of them could win, and Bessie Goat was the winner. Flossie Goat was so jealous that she pummelled Bessie in a jealous rage, taking the toys and the Kool-Aid mix with her.

The End.

(I hope that ducks_with_lips, being_homeless, onosideboards, jost, and jjustj find this little story satisfactory.)