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There were these goats, these two female goats who were in love with each other, and they bought toys to enhance their goat sex life. They also drank a lot of Kool-Aid, because as we all know, Kool-Aid is quite yummy. In fact, I was once a big fan of Purplesaurus Rex Kool-Aid, but they don't seem to make it anymore. That's quite the conspiracy.

So these two dyke toy-wielding goats were walking down the street discussing adiabatic lapse rates. (These were smart goats, dude!) Someone heard the goat discussion and was so amazed that he nominated both goats for the prestigious Peabody Award. But only one of them could win, and Bessie Goat was the winner. Flossie Goat was so jealous that she pummelled Bessie in a jealous rage, taking the toys and the Kool-Aid mix with her.

The End.

(I hope that

ducks_with_lips,

being_homeless,

onosideboards,

jost, and

jjustj find this little story satisfactory.)

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thespian.livejournal.com

Purplesaurus Rex frequently comes in as a top flavour whenever anyone says, "So what did you like?" and I have no idea why they discontinued it (when I heard they were, I went out and spent about $20 on P-rex packets. I've got about 5 left).

You can get the flavour by combining a half a thing of Kool-Aid lemonade, and a thing of grape *Flavor-Aid*, and overwatering all of it with one extra cup of water (yes, this leaves you with 13 cups of drink. No, I have no idea why it tastes different with Flavor-Aid grape as opposed to Kool-Aid grape, but it does).

Somewhere around here I also have a packet of Black Cherry, the only goth Kool-Aid flavour ever. It was an October-only run for Hallowe'en, and featured a black packet, with the Kool-Aid Man dressed as a vampire in a graveyard. That red stuff in him --- it's not Kool-Aid, it's THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT!

From:

thespian.livejournal.com

oh, heavens. started to make the post, forgot to include this link:

http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0861/bonus/

a badly digitized copy of the PURPLE! claymation Purplesaurus Rex ad is there.

From:

judecorp.livejournal.com

Oh, wow, I'd totally forgotten about Sharkleberry Fin! (Although to me it always seemed like they were stretching a bit with the name.)

From:

judecorp.livejournal.com

Stephanie, all I can really say is that you have the most massive-est collection of STUFF of anyone I know. Of /course/ you still have P-Rex packets, /and/ Black Cherry goth Kool-Aid. Very impressive.

Then again, you probably still have a healthy collection of Cock Flavoured Soup, too. ;)

From:

thespian.livejournal.com

I have no idea where the cock flavoured soup went (I certainly did not *eat* it), but no problem...I live in a community with a large jamaican and vietnamese communities, and it is in all the grocery stores here.

I also have a cardboard cut out of the kool-aid man in the goth vamp outfit, that I liberated from a grocery store in Raleigh. He's about 7" tall. I used to have two of them, but I gave one away (I think it

kungfoogirl, but it might have been

dch4. or someone else completely). Either way, I think it might be sad that I gave it away because I had so much crap, and figured I should thin things out. I mean, I HAD TWO CARDBOARD KOOL-AID MEN. Even for people prone to accumulating crap, you'd think you could stop with one, right?