I could eat a wagon wheel!

[judecorp]

I am quite hungry but I don't know what to cook. I feel like I should cook today because Jen is working until 6 and likely won't be home until 7ish. She will probably be famished. Poor thing. I am so spoiled by a 1 mile commute, I think. When I leave work, I am home in 10 minutes tops. She leaves an hour early to get there by train. She deserves something for that kind of effort, like extra lovin'.

I have no clue what to make for dinner. I really wish we had the makings for an enormous salad but I don't want to go out and get a bunch of produce. If I'd been thinking I'd have stopped at Lambert's on the way home from work. I don't feel like going back down there. Maybe tomorrow. I just really want a salad TONIGHT!

Today I ate my lunch in my car on the side of the road in Roxbury. I knew this was going to be the case, so I packed a lunch I could carry around with me: sandwich, pickle, peach, diet pepsi. I forgot to pack a paper towel, though, so I wiped my hands on my tshirt and then used antibacterial goo. Whoops.

I need to stop meeting cute kids. No, scratch that. I need to stop meeting cute kids until I get my own. I just want to steal so many of my kids and bring them home with me. Insta-baby! On Thursday I am doing an assessment of a 4-month-old that I would likely die for, he is so precious. Those are the worst, because it's just pure love. When the kids are a little older, their cuteness is sometimes distracted by their shrieking, spitting, biting, and temper tantrums.

I wish I could post pictures of my kids so you could see how adorable they are, but that would break all kinds of rules. Instead, I will just long for those days when I have kids of my own, and then you will be SO SORRY because I will just spam you to death with posted pictures.

Comments

[opalexian.livejournal.com]

ARGH, baby-fever makes me grumpy, but I won't go into it 'cause it makes you so durn KYOOT! ; 3

I spell 'fud' like dogs *beats self about head*

Hi! Make something with cheese-that always rocks! >_>

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, I didn't use any cheese. I made kung pao tofu with noodles and veggies. MMMMMMM.

p.s. Baby fever can't be helped!

You could eat a wagon wheel?

[cfred.livejournal.com]

So, you're hankering for a hunk of cheese, eh? :)

Re: You could eat a wagon wheel?

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

When my ten gallon hat's feeling five gallons flat.

[mayna.livejournal.com]

Sweet revenge for all the spam pictures I post huh. :-D

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

That's right!

[ktmcda.livejournal.com]

That sounds like a decent way to die, smothered by cuteness.

XO

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD I AM GOING TO DIE RIGHT NOW!! I could seriously just eat Birdie up with a freaking SPOON!

[ktmcda.livejournal.com]

I think if you want one so badly, you ought to have one. Really.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Well, I can't have my own, not personally. I don't ovulate. Ever. I mean, I could probably have expensive and chancy medical procedures, but I don't want to do that. My Jennifer wants to carry a child, but she isn't ready to do that right now. I want to adopt, and we will likely be adopting but don't have the resources for that right now. (I'd either like to adopt a special needs baby from Dept. of Social Services, which would really require me to be a stay-at-home-mom, or we'd have to do private adoption which costs a bazillion dollars.)

So it will happen, just not soon enough for me. :)

[ktmcda.livejournal.com]

ooh yay adoption rocks!
I am going to do that someday too, I think.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Hooray! Adoption is the best ever.

I also want to be a foster parent. Probably when we have a child, if I get my dream of being a SAHM.

[folkyboy.livejournal.com]

you & this baby obsession cracks me up :)

i was feeling kind of hungry too so just reading about you being hungry has intensified my cravings... damn you!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

You're hungry because you need to eat food! And real food, not like a can of green beans or something.

REAL FOOD.

[folkyboy.livejournal.com]

shush!