Wheeeeee!

[judecorp]

Oooh, surprise birthday parties at lesbo bowling alleys full of horny (and short) Latino men = FUN!

Thanks guys! :) :) :) :)

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[being-homeless.livejournal.com]

i wanted to come but my leg fukkin sucked all day. :(

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Sad. It would have been BIG FUN!

[prunesnprisms.livejournal.com]

cheap rum is the bane of my existence. I hope so much that you had fun though.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Did you vomit? Carrie and Jenn said you were probably going to vomit after the crying. I do hope you didn't vomit. Also, I hope the crying was only alcohol related.

Don't be sick, and only have fun. Only fun is allowed!

[sudrin.livejournal.com]

I've learned about lots of new and wonderful things while I have known you, but "Lesbo Bowling alleys" is a new one of which I am unfamiliar.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Hee. More like "bowling alley/bar in part of town heavily populated with young lesbians."

[smurfbrother.livejournal.com]

There's a lesbo bowling alley?

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Well, there's a bowling alley in JP that has a strong lesbo contingent attached.

[gimmeapony.livejournal.com]

i think i was too drunk to remember the horny and short latino men...

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Well, I didn't discover the horny Latino men until after you'd left. They were in the dancing area, and I especially loved the adorable man with Down's Syndrome who really REALLY wanted to make it with lorac.

[gimmeapony.livejournal.com]

ahhh. this is no doubt because you were too distracted by my stunning good looks and charming personality while i was there.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Like there was ever a doubt.

You are my favorite favorite!

[poopsmoothie.livejournal.com]

Happy birthday!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Fanks!

[lemur68.livejournal.com]

Did you make any of those horny Latino men your Papi?

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

No, but I would have been his mamacita!