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My ex-husband called me this evening, to wish my a happy early birthday. That was interesting. We chatted for about 40 minutes and then I promptly told him that since it wasn't my birthday, he would have to call back on Sunday. HA! I rule.

He was all happy about the fact that he is a US citizen now and can therefore vote in the presidential election. About effing time, dude - I was trying to get you to do this stuff in like 1996. (Therefore, I rule again.) I then let him know that my father had decreed that the next time he goes to Canada, A. has to smuggle him in a Cuban cigar. (I don't even remember why my father decreed that, or when, but he did.) It was nice to catch up with him. He and his girlfriend are thinking about buying a house in Cbus so I was telling him all of the good places to look. He was talking about Olde Towne and I laughed and said, "Dude, you'd have to drive through downtown and you're afraid of downtown." He agreed. This gives me the giggles because downtown Columbus is like 4 one-way streets and 3 skyscrapers. Goob.

Also, volumeat11Jeffy sent Jen and I The Incredibly True Adventure of 2 Girls In Love on DVD for our birthday. YAY THANKS! And [livejournal.com profile] crena said she mailed us a baby. I CAN'T WAIT TO GET A BABY!!

Tomorrow the plan is to come into work, have my 9:30 center visit, go to my 10:30 assessment, and go home. That's /if/ I can manage to clear out the paperwork on my desk by 10:30. That will be a stretch. Which means it won't happen. Hopefully I will get out by 3:00. I will never successfully work 40 hours. *dies*

p.s. Did you know that Dick Cheney's daughter is a lesbian? Really.

Date: 2004-10-15 03:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] happy2beso.livejournal.com
What? I didn't know that.

Date: 2004-10-15 03:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Amazing, isn't it? What would she do if he passed the Federal Marriage Amendment?

Date: 2004-10-15 03:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] happy2beso.livejournal.com
Well, I think Kerrry just wishes HIS daughter was a lesbian.

Date: 2004-10-15 03:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] happy2beso.livejournal.com
Actually, I wish YOU were a lesbian.

Date: 2004-10-15 03:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] happy2beso.livejournal.com
Oh, wait.

Nevermind.

Date: 2004-10-15 03:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Hey, so do I.

Date: 2004-10-15 03:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
I want you to tell me you love me in your husky lesbian voice.

Date: 2004-10-15 03:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mostlyhere.livejournal.com
A lesbian? Are you sure?

Date: 2004-10-15 04:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] happy2beso.livejournal.com
Come make a pie with me and Carina. At Christmas!

Date: 2004-10-15 04:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vorpalbla.livejournal.com
"p.s. Did you know that Dick Cheney's daughter is a lesbian? Really."

I thought it was pretty cheap for Kerry to even go there, and was one of his worst statements throughout the debates.

Date: 2004-10-15 04:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] folkyboy.livejournal.com
haha that's funny that you totally busted him out like that regarding your birthday :)

Date: 2004-10-15 06:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jost.livejournal.com
Did you know that Dick Cheney's daughter is a lesbian? Really.

It's bad form to out her like that. You should wait until she's at least told her parents before saying it in public...

Date: 2004-10-15 06:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] starstealingirl.livejournal.com
OMG Mary Cheney and I are both lesbians!!!!!!111

Um... does that mean I have to start campaigning for Dick Cheney, too...?

Date: 2004-10-15 01:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jadefu.livejournal.com
Dick Cheney has a daughter?

Date: 2004-10-15 01:35 pm (UTC)

Date: 2004-10-15 01:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sudrin.livejournal.com
I'll be thinking of you on your Birthday. Farscape: Peacekeeper Wars is on that day! So have a piece of Farscake for me! SCI FI! ;-)

Date: 2004-10-15 01:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] carina-s.livejournal.com
I wish his daughter was a lesbian, too.

Date: 2004-10-15 01:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] carina-s.livejournal.com
Wait a minute, there's more than one lesbian in the United States?

Date: 2004-10-15 01:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] carina-s.livejournal.com
Dick Cheney might get TEH GAY!

Date: 2004-10-15 01:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] carina-s.livejournal.com
My feelings are hurt.

Date: 2004-10-15 01:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] carina-s.livejournal.com
She might not be a lesbian, she might just be TEH GAY.

Date: 2004-10-15 01:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] carina-s.livejournal.com
Damn you. I wanted to say that first.

Date: 2004-10-15 01:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] carina-s.livejournal.com
Well, since she's the only lesbian in the United States, it won't really matter much, will it?

I mean she has to have someone to marry for it to effect her, right?

Date: 2004-10-15 03:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] happy2beso.livejournal.com
Well, then we all agree. Who is going to tell her?

Date: 2004-10-15 04:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thelastbard.livejournal.com
Did anyone see the send-up on The Daily Show last night about the same sex peguin couples in the Central Park Zoo? Quite entertaining.

Date: 2004-10-15 06:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] starstealingirl.livejournal.com
Yep. There's two of us.

Which means that Mary Cheney, by default, is my girlfriend.

Date: 2004-10-15 08:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Mmmmm, pie!

Date: 2004-10-15 08:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
I think you should.

Date: 2004-10-15 08:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
That's right! This is a non-issue because there is only one GAY.

Date: 2004-10-15 08:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
What's a lesbian, Daddy?

Date: 2004-10-15 08:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
I just thought it was incredibly counter-productive. As I said somewhere in my last post, it turned the same-sex marriage issue into a one person issue, which pretty much defeats the purpose.

Date: 2004-10-15 08:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
What can I say, I like to be right! :)

Date: 2004-10-15 08:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
You know that Lynne Cheney was on some talk show in like 2001 (I think it was Oprah) and the host (Oprah?) asked about having an openly lesbian daughter and Lynne Cheney acted like it was entirely false? Isn't that CRAZY??!?!

Date: 2004-10-15 08:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
No, but clearly it means you two have to get married.

Date: 2004-10-15 08:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Love the icon!

Date: 2004-10-15 08:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Hee hee, Farscake!

(Personally, I will be so far away from sci-fi it won't even be funny.)

Date: 2004-10-15 08:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
No! I don't get Comedy Central. But I looooooove Jon Stewart. It sounds hysterical.

YEEHAW GRANDMA!!!

Date: 2004-10-15 10:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] supergoat.livejournal.com
Stacia and I say "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"

We bought you some depends... and decided that we will make out tonight in honor of your special day! HOORAY!

Date: 2004-10-15 11:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cfred.livejournal.com
I didn't think lesbians liked Dick. Or something. :)

Re: YEEHAW GRANDMA!!!

Date: 2004-10-16 01:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Be sure to make out even more on Sunday, because that's when my lady friend and I have our birthdays!

And we will make out to celebrate YOUR making out!!

Re: YEEHAW GRANDMA!!!

Date: 2004-10-16 03:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] supergoat.livejournal.com
You share a birthday?!?!?

That's CA_RAY_ZEE!

Same year?

Date: 2004-10-16 03:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mostlyhere.livejournal.com
I think it's some type of bean from South America. If someone ever tries to make you eat one you run away.

Date: 2004-10-16 01:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shadist.livejournal.com
But I do hear its catching.

Date: 2004-10-18 10:33 pm (UTC)

Date: 2004-10-18 10:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
SCARY BEANS!

Re: YEEHAW GRANDMA!!!

Date: 2004-10-18 10:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
It's true. We're so codependent we even have to have the same birthday. (How totally lesbian is THAT??!?!)

But no, she was born a year before me. Which makes her OLDER THAN ME, thank you very much!!

Date: 2004-10-19 02:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] starstealingirl.livejournal.com
I didn't either. But Mary Cheney can't seem to get enough of it. Who's your daddy, Mary?!

Date: 2004-10-19 02:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] starstealingirl.livejournal.com
All right. We'll get married... just as soon as Mary finishes her campaigning and Bush wins the presidency....

...oh, wait. Shit.

Date: 2004-10-24 09:45 pm (UTC)

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