Wasting Away

[judecorp]

If the chinese food that Crystal and I ordered doesn't come soon, I'm going to start eating everything in her house. Like her storage boxes. And her bed. And her SOCK MONKEY!!

Okay, maybe not the Sock Monkey. But seriously. How long can it take to get food from around the corner??!?

*dies*

Comments

[thatpatti.livejournal.com]

you need to replace an apostrophe with a quote, there, kiddo.

don't die!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Yeah yeah, I was using Crystal's laptop and I'm not used to the keyboard.

And I will blame it on the STARVING!

[folkyboy.livejournal.com]

that happened to me the other night about the pizza place down the street. i nearly flew down the stairs and out the door when i saw him pull up!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Did you try to eat him??!? Because I would have. That's why I sent Crystal to meet the food at the door. Even in her leg brace.

[folkyboy.livejournal.com]

hahaha you always get people to go to the door to greet the people ;)

but no: i didn't try to eat him. he looked Hispanic and i was in the mood for Italian ;)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

*snort*