If his status ain't hood, I ain't checkin' for him.

[judecorp]

I want to have sex so badly that I was ready to hump everything I passed on the way home from dinner tonight. Argh! This is no good! AUGH!

I'm so glad that folkyboy was able to indulge my need to go out to dinner tonight. I picked him up and we headed to La Paloma in Quincy because I didn't want to deal with picking out a place and getting there on the T. Besides, La Paloma has yummy food that is pretty affordable. Mmm. On the way into the restaurant I made a joke that Tim was "my beard" in case I ran into someone I knew. This is laughable because I never see anyone I know, especially at some random Mexican restaurant in Quincy. So we sit down and one of my coworkers is across the room from us! So I wave and she waves and then she comes over on her way out and introduces me to her husband. And I introduce her to Tim. HE WAS SO MY BEARD TONIGHT, HA HA HA HA!

Also, there is a new SVU tonight. This is very exciting. The only thing more exciting would be if I had ice cream. Or: see above.

And I am addicted to that new "Soldier" song by Destiny's Child. I am becoming so, so trashy. I know my addiction won't last long, though, because the song plays like every 45 minutes on Jam'n 94.5. So I will be sick of it like, oh, say, tomorrow.

Also, to feed my Daedalus addiction, I ordered an Italian Charm from eBay with a picture of a cat that looks just like Daedalus! I got it today and it is so freaking cute I could die!

And now I will stop with the random boring post. Where are all my Nosey Parker sentences? Fs for all of you! :)

Comments

[happy2beso.livejournal.com]

I'll be your beard.

[thatpatti.livejournal.com]

oh MY.

[thatpatti.livejournal.com]

wait. i think i skimmed, and missed that part and thought you were talking about something TOOOOOOOOTALLY DIFFERENT!

hahahahahahaha *dies*

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

HA HA HA HA oh my god Patti that is PRECIOUS!!!

*dies*

[happy2beso.livejournal.com]

I didn't understand your reply. Now I'm not sure I understand the second one. Can you clarify please? :)

[thatpatti.livejournal.com]

ummm....

uh...

jude? you wanna tackle this one?

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Okay, so I'm guessing that when Patti was thinking 'beard,' she was thinking less "person who acts as straight companion" and more or less thinking about your pubic hair on my face.

Or I could be totally wrong.

[thatpatti.livejournal.com]

there ya go. :)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Score one for the home team!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Rowr. If only I could be so lucky.

[carina-s.livejournal.com]

Lara, you rock!

I almost said I'll be your beard too, but Scott would not like that.

Waiter, I seem to have a Nosey Parker in my soup!

[goddamnelf.livejournal.com]

Well, aren't you the nosey parker! Asking, no demanding to have us your flock produce sentences containing the words nosey parker!! Well, no nosey parker is going to make me say nosey parker no matter what she says. Honestly, if someone were to say a sentence containing the either of the words nosey, or parker to me right now, I would throw a tantrum.

Now back to your regularly scheduled programing...

Re: Waiter, I seem to have a Nosey Parker in my soup!

[thatpatti.livejournal.com]

that's enough, you nosey parker!

Re: Waiter, I seem to have a Nosey Parker in my soup!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Nosey THIS Parker, you saucepot!

[katishna.livejournal.com]

Good gravy! Where do you work that you need a beard?!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Ha ha ha! I don't. I was just being a dork because I never see anyone I know /anywhere/. Besides, Tim's one of the queeniest boys I've ever met, so if anything, I was /his/ beard. :)

[hope-persists.livejournal.com]

i was actually complaining about someone on the phone tonight with [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com] and used the term Nosey Parker to describe them, all because of YOU! so you may not have witnessed my Nosey Parker sentence, but it happened.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Ha! That's awesome! What's even awesomer is that it's possible that I was /with/ folkyboy while you were using the Nosey Parker sentence about him!

SCORE!!

[folkyboy.livejournal.com]

i'm so glad i can amuse!

[exoteris.livejournal.com]

KITTY.
http://ayital.exoteris.net/2004-12/abn

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Oooh, he looks a little psychotic with the eye thing, but so SO sexy!

Yay, thanks!

[hoo.livejournal.com]

Yeah, like you'd never run into me and Gala at La Paloma. Or Siercia, Prunensnprisms, Halleyscomet and their partners. It's not like you know a bunch of people who live or work in Quincy and go there all the time. Sheesh.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I have never run into any of you out and about town. EVER. =P

[folkyboy.livejournal.com]

i can't believe we ran into your coworker. that was so funny. and they all introduced me to themselves in such a heterosexual way i was dying! we had SOMUCHFUNOMG!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Yeah, ha haha, this is my husband, blah blah. They are SOOO having a baby. Three of my coworkers are all pregnant right now, it is a madhouse there. I should start drinking the fountain water!

[carina-s.livejournal.com]

Take my pants.