Chiquita Banana!

[judecorp]

I bought some Garnier Fructis hair products last night because they were on sale at CVS, and it's easy for me to impulse-buy hair products because Jennifer and I are never satisfied with our hair. So yeah, I used one of them this morning, I think it's called "Smoothing Milk" or some crap like that (who gets paid to think up this stuff??!?) and it's okay. But my head smells like a bowl of fruit now! I guess I should have expected this from something called "fructis" but I guess I just wasn't thinking. Oops.

Coochie Coochie!

Comments

[nikongirln70.livejournal.com]

hehe i use the "smoothing milk". i bought it cause i liked the idea of slathering milk all over my hair :-X i am addicted to shampoo and hair products that smell like food: coconut, chocolate, grapefruit etc. of course none of them really make my hair any more managable, just more enjoyable to sniff!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Oooh, we're using the same hair product! That makes me feel all warm and squishy inside. It is BOOTSTRAP'S BOOTSTRAPS hair product!

[prunesnprisms.livejournal.com]

I had some of that and my friend Drake told me it smelled like cat pee. I went home and smelled the bottle and it did smell like cat pee if youthought about it real hard. I couldn't ever use it again.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Do not tell me things like this or I will totally obsess about them.

Fruit fruit fruit. Not cat pee, fruit!

[biophile6.livejournal.com]

Are you attracting Fruit Flies?

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Thankfully no. No drosophila as of yet.

[folkyboy.livejournal.com]

hahaha when i had hair i used some of that stuff and it TOTALLY smells like a Starburst on your head! so funny...

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I can't believe how fruity it is. Seriously, it's like a whole big bag of jelly beans in a bottle. That's crazy!

[carina-s.livejournal.com]

You should make your pants smell like a fruit bowl.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Are you trying to get into my pants?