Stolen from thatpatti:

[judecorp]

If you woke up and I was in bed with you, what would be your first thought?

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[jost.livejournal.com]

This is not my office!

[starstealingirl.livejournal.com]

Looks like we never quite made it to the kitchen table....

[changinglight.livejournal.com]

how did i get here?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_epiphany_girl_/]

Yum!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_epiphany_girl_/]

Or maybe...

"This is not my beautiful wife! This is not my beautiful house! How... Did I get here?"

Lettin' the days go by.....

[hopemcg.livejournal.com]

How did I get to Wisconsin again?

[riggeronfire.livejournal.com]

I SECOND THIS!

[buckeyebrain.livejournal.com]

Let me get the bag off of my head and I'll tell ya...

[sudrin.livejournal.com]

I would think "'The Five Year pants plan' has finally paid off! BECAUSE OF SCI FI!" (Because it would take some real sci-fi for you to be in my bed I think. :-) )

[kungfoogirl.livejournal.com]

"The Jen's are going to be SO pissed." ;)

[siercia]

Dude, how much did I have to drink last night?

Followed closely by Where's Jenn... and Wiley?

[estrange.livejournal.com]

Holy shit!

[kjtoo.livejournal.com]

I knew I was a lesbian!

[zuzubailey76.livejournal.com]

Is THIS because I'm a lesbian?

[jennbits.livejournal.com]

"i hope i wasn't drooling"

[geniusorafool.livejournal.com]

Am I wearing clean underwear?

[yotto.livejournal.com]

Knowing me, it'd probably be something like "I gotta pee", followed by "I'm hungry" and perhaps "Gotta check slashdot this morning."

About 5 minutes later (while sitting in my underwear and reading Sluggy) I'd suddenly go, "Wait. A. Second!"

[whod81.livejournal.com]

wow she's really good for a lesbian!

[antipixie-karee.livejournal.com]

My girlfriend's going to be realllllly mad.

um...

[etherial.livejournal.com]

Does this make us straight?

[obviouspseudo.livejournal.com]

How the hell did I get to Boston?

[ktmcda.livejournal.com]

what the...!

[bellabooks.livejournal.com]

Well, at least you got the name right...

[katy-kate.livejournal.com]

I knew I shoulda gotten that vibrating tongue ring!

[rizzo41.livejournal.com]

"She's pretty slick with those roofies.."

[thinksnow.livejournal.com]

Either:
Huh, Nikki musta offered to let her stay the night.
or:
I knew it!

[cappucinogrrl.livejournal.com]

PEDOPHILE!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

*gulp*

[oxlahun.livejournal.com]

This is not jost's office!

[laserkitty.livejournal.com]

I'm such a chick magnet.

[riggeronfire.livejournal.com]

whoa, wait a second. who has sex with smurfs? that's gotta be SOME kind of kink ;-D

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

It's all about the smurf, baby!

[vorpalbla.livejournal.com]

I live in Boston now! Thank you, not-God.

[mayna.livejournal.com]

Bill...you've changed!

[mayna.livejournal.com]

Or maybe...
"here. you take Grego, I wanna sleep in." zzzzzzz

[mostlyhere.livejournal.com]

Okay, there were 2 Jens, an Olex and a Jude and I couldn't even get the name right...

[communista.livejournal.com]

Did you.....?
Did I.......?

Hope so.....

[00solstice.livejournal.com]

"Those aren't pillows."

[phatsin8.livejournal.com]

"See that Bears game last week?":)

[oddharmonic.livejournal.com]

If you were in my bed, I'd be thinking wildly about how to explain it since I usually wake up a few minutes before vogonpoet comes out of the bathroom ready and dressed for work.

My second thought would be, "I hope Biko didn't mind it not being just me in the bed this morning."

[carina-s.livejournal.com]

I got divorced?