Where oh where has my rock star life gone?

[judecorp]

In my mind, I like to pretend that I have this totally fabulous, rock star life but the truth is that I'm just some punkass who works all the time. And when I'm not working I'm usually rotting my brain watching reality television. When did that happen to me? How did I lose my supreme rock star lifestyle? It must have been when I left Columbus. I should make t-shirts that say "I left my Rock Star life in C-bus" instead of "I lost my heart in San Francisco." Then again, you should just totally buy my Judecorp t-shirts. (Remember that laurajones has one AND she also has incredible boobs.)

I had another cancellation today, which makes like 9 cancellations, a no-show, and a cancelled group. And even with all of that, I think I still managed to bill like 17 hours so far, which means if I didn't have all of that cancelled crap I would probably have billed 29 or 30 hours. Sheer craziness. I found out that I still have 30 hours over my quota so maybe that productivity bonus isn't impossible after all. Schweet!

Anyway, back to my Rock Star life. I need to get working on that ASAP. Now that I have commenced the stalking of several cool people from my helpline training on ell jay, I'm ready to BRING. IT. ON!

Word.

Comments

[buckeyebrain.livejournal.com]

Gotta have the thong.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Post pictures.

[eight.livejournal.com]

why don't we start a helpline community on lj? then we wouldn't have to stalk ( =

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Oh, that could be fun. :)

[eight.livejournal.com]

OH! Also, I am totally jealous of those t-shirts and assorted other items -- that's so awesome!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Make your own! Sell them to your friends! :)

[jost.livejournal.com]

Then again, you should just totally buy my Judecorp t-shirts. (Remember that [info]laurajones has one AND she also has incredible boobs.)

Will one of your fabulous t-shirts help me seduce become friends with hot chicks fine young women with incredible boobs wonderful personalities?

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

You can totally mack on Laura, I will let you. :) (But she's still MINE ALL MINE.)