A survey in lieu of actual substance

[judecorp]

1. First Name: Judith
2. Were you named after anyone? Nope
3. Do you wish on stars? Nope
4. When did you last cry? I have no clue. With actual tears? Heck, a long while ago.
5. Do you like your handwriting? Yes.
6. What is your favorite lunch meat? Cheese!
7. What is your birth date? October 17
8. What is your most embarrassing CD? Do I still have that Partridge Family CD?
9. If you were another person, would YOU be friends with you? Of course!
10. Are you a daredevil? Not especially
11. Who is your favorite cartoon character? Brainy Smurf
12. Do looks matter? Absolutely
13. How do you release anger? Pontificate
14. Where is your second home? Jodie's house
15. Do you trust others easily? Sometimes
16. What was your favorite toy as a child? the outdoors
17. What class in high school do you think was totally useless? History
18. Do you have a journal? Just this one
19. Do you use sarcasm a lot? Nooooooooooooooooooooo
20. What are your nicknames? Jude, Judabaga, One Cent (okay, I made that one up)
21. Would you bungee jump? Probably
22. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? Yes
23. Do you think that you are strong? RAWR!
24. What is your favorite ice cream flavor(s)? Coffee Oreo from JP Licks
25. Shoe Size? 9
26. Red or pink? Red
27. What is your least favorite thing about yourself? I'm an emotional girl, that's what. I go low to high like June to July, it's the same every time.
28. Who do you miss most? the Baganator
29. Are you looking forward to reading other people's answers to these questions? Sort of
30. What color pants and shoes are you wearing? No shoes. Grey cargo pants. (You're shocked.)
31. What are you listening to right now? the dishwasher
32. Last thing you ate? a banana
33. If you were a color what would you be? midnight blue crayola
34. What is the weather like right now? Warmish and humid. Snow's melting.
35. Last person you talked to on the phone? someone who called the helpline
36. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? hair
37. Do you like the person you stole this from? Yes!
38. Favorite Drink? diet wild cherry pepsi
39. Favorite Sport? softball
40. Hair Color? black
41. Eye Color? blue-grey
42. Do you wear contacts? No
43. Favorite Food? fatty chinese take-out
44. Last Movie You Watched? Latter Days
45. Favorite Day of the Year? Spring Ahead
46. Scary Movies or Happy Endings? Happy Endings
47. Summer or Winter? Summer!
48. Hugs OR Kisses? BOTH.
49. What Is Your Favorite Dessert? ice cream cake
50. Who Is Most Likely To Respond? your mom
51. Who is Least Likely to Respond? my mom
52. Living Arrangements? shwank attic apartment in a groovy victorian with the smoochie and les chats
53. What Books Are You Reading? Dress Your Family In Courderoy and Denim
54. What's On Your Mouse Pad? "staples: the office superstore 800-333-3330"
55. What Did You Watch Last night on TV? nothing
56. Favorite Smells? the patch of hair over Jennifer's ear. sandalwood.
57. Favorite Sounds? good music. laughing kids.
58. Rolling Stones or Beatles? Beatles.
59. Do you believe in Evolution or Creation? Evolution.
60. What's the furthest you've been from home? Nogales, Mexico
61. What time did you get up this morning? 8am
62. Diamonds or pearls? Diamonds.
63. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? that asian movie I saw with Tim
64. What is your favorite TV show? Survivor
65. What did you have for breakfast? chocolate soy milk
67. What is your favorite CD at the moment? Catie Curtis, "Acoustic Valentine"
68. What kind of car do your drive?Ford Focus
69. Favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and banana on toast
70. What characteristics do you despise? know-it-all-ness
71. Favorite item of clothing? "handsome devil" pajama pants
72. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation where would you go? Hawaii?
73. Ever unwrapped a Starburst with your tongue? No. WTF?
74. How many keys on your key chain? 6? 7?
75. What did you do yesterday? came home from NY, snuggled, did laundry, ordered take-out
76. Best gift you ever received? a trip to disney
77. Something you would like to learn, but haven't? parenthood
78. Where would you retire to? a sailboat in the carribean
79. Last place you visited? NYC
80. What did you do on your last birthday? had a cool surprise party at the Milky Way, had another party at home

Comments

[livinganthology.livejournal.com]

How's that book? I always mean to pick it up, but then I freak out because there's a Barbie on the cover...

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

It's pretty good - typical Sedaris. I've only read about two vignettes so far.

Eeek!

[laylagrace822.livejournal.com]

Hey Jude!
(it's Mel, from training...)

I saw you survived your first shift! Wooooot! Good work! I hope you didn't have any...inappropriate sex callers! We all have to get together soon!!!

Re: Eeek!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Have you had your first shift yet? No, I didn't get any masturbatory calls or anything like that - I don't think I got any regulars either. Just people who wanted to talk for a LOOOOOONG time!

And yes, we should do something!

[steamraise.livejournal.com]

How was Latter Days? I've been trying to find a copy of it here, but with no luck. Did you see it at a film festival?

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I rented it from Netflix. It's actually been on my queue for probably six months (I'm hideously behind on movies) and I finally got through to it. I liked it! I thought it was pretty cute, mostly because I have a secret Mormon fetish and find Mormons incredibly hot. ;)

Seriously though, it was a pretty cute story. Sappy and full of Mo's! YAY!