Breastalicious!

[judecorp]

This morning I had a quite vivid dream that I had gotten breast implants. It was a silent dream (no sound, no dialogue), so I have no idea /why/ I was getting the breast implants, only that I did. And it involved this total mad scientist machine to implant them. I then realized that they put them in incorrectly and it made my right boob totally lopsided. I was devastated. It was such a mess.

I find this amusing because I don't want larger breasts, not even a little bit, not even at all. If anything, I'd like smaller ones. Still, a dream about breast implants is GREAT conversation at the lunch table at work! It's taken a while, but soon they will realize how crazy I really am.

Also, I made a haircut appointment for Friday. At a real hairstyling place - Liquid in the South End. I can't afford a schwank haircut on a regular basis but the more my hair grows out, the more I look like a soccer mom. I want some hair, but I don't want a minivan! So desperate measures require a pricey haircut. I called them and said I wanted to make an appointment for Friday. She asked with whom and I explained that I was a new customer and didn't know who to see. She asked what I wanted and I said, "I want someone to cut my hair like a rock star." After about ten minutes of laughing she made me an appointment with a woman with a mohawk, but I had to decline that one because it was $45. I settled for a cheaper guy. Hopefully he can still help me regain some rock star status!

p.s. Said receptionist person stopped laughing when she took my name, and said, "Jude. That's a good name for a rock star." Well, DUH.

Confession of the Day: saltypony called me while I was eating lunch at work, and I didn't take her call because I thought she was cancelling our plans. No love for potential plans cancellations! Voicemail, suckaz!

Comments

[folkyboy.livejournal.com]

i'm trying to picture you with big knockers...

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

OMG, isn't that the WORST?

[gimmeapony.livejournal.com]

omg you think i suck!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

No, I just thought you were going to be like, "I forgot I have 985493820942 million social engagements already." =P

[gimmeapony.livejournal.com]

psssh. i think about it before i make plans. usually. besides you're the only person who will go rollerblading with me who isn't Wiley, and he makes me feel like a lame-o because I can't do handstands and backflips on my rollerblades.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Amen to that. I love Wiley, but there are several things I will never do with him: rollerblade, snowboard, and play ultimate frisbee. I don't need anymore reminders that I'm out of shape and horribly uncoordinated. ;)

[siercia]

Just imagine what it's like to be me.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Well, if it helps any, I will be more than happy to rollerblade or play frisbee with you. Snowboarding not so much, because I hate snow. But I would gladly play hooky with you in the ski lodge. :)

[gala.livejournal.com]

I keep meaning to get out the rollerblades too. Before you leave we should take a turn around the Pope Park over on your side of the Neponset Bridge.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Yes, absolutely. JP park is really pretty. :)

The sound of Pepsi squirting from my nose!

[lickingtoad.livejournal.com]

You with bodacious ta-tas?

See above.

Re: The sound of Pepsi squirting from my nose!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Heh.

Boobzilla!

[eight.livejournal.com]

So what's funny is that I found out last night one of my 18 year-old residents got a boob job. She's this little little tiny skinny ho who now apparently has large C boobs. So silly.

Re: Boobzilla!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Dude, that's crazy talk! 18 with a boob job??!? Did her parents pay for it??!?!?

[sudrin.livejournal.com]

I clicked the reply button, because gee there should be something I should be saying, but now I can't think of what it would be. ;-)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Probably SCI-FI.

[volumeat11.livejournal.com]

in your dream, was either nipple pierced?

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Sadly, no.