judecorp | The Interview That Time Forgot

I'm so sorry,

sudrin! I lost your interview in a whole bunch of crap e-mail!

1. What Smurf do you think you are most like?
Brainy Smurf, 100%

2. What is the closest you have actually come to really liking a sci-fi movie?
Oh, there has to be at least one that I have interest in... let me think. Oh! I liked 12 Monkeys. I even own it. It's pretty sci-fi. Also I am a huge Donnie Darko fan. Does that count?

3. What famous man comes the closest to making you actually want to try a little hot Boy on Girl action?
I'm not opposed to Boy on Girl action. I'm also not opposed to Joaquin Phoenix. Or Mekhi Phifer. Or Eminem.

4. If you were invited on Survivor, but as a requirement of the offer you had to pretend you were straight, and make out with a boy on camera, would you do it?
Well, I would make out with pretty much anyone on camera, especially if it got me closer to a cool million. So I would definitely make out with a boy on camera, but I don't think I would pretend I was straight. I'm not a very good pretender. I'm sure I would make some offhand remark about some cute girl or start flirting or something and blow the whole thing. I'm not great at pretending I only like girls, either.

5. What is the strangest thing you have ever done?
I flew to Vancouver for a week when I was a junior in college to have sex with this freaky boy who was a straight-up nudist. He even cooked with no clothes on! What was even stranger was that even though it creeped me out a bit, I somehow couldn't get myself to tell him and later told his /mom/ (who told him to put clothes on for me). Even /stranger/ was that something totally strange happened one time that we were having sex and I ended up in excruciating pain in my abdomen. I thought, sincerely, that my appendix had burst. I was totally immobilized and we called 911. I forced myself up from the bed to talk to paramedics on the phone and asked them to come and get me. But by the time they actually got to the apartment I started feeling a little better, so I signed a waiver and declined services.

I'm so sorry, David. Forgive me?