Now that I'm married, I automatically become extra boring.

[judecorp]

I stayed at work today until 7:15 or so to catch up on paperwork. The sad thing is that I could probably have stayed another two hours. I want my desk cleared off when we go away this weekend but as the 8-ball might say, "Not bloody effing likely." I meant to go to the gym after work today since I haven't exercised since last Tuesday but, well, that didn't happen.

I also meant to get cat food today because we're dangerously low, but didn't get a chance to escape from work. I suppose that means that the cats get Delicious Canned Food^TM tonight for dinner instead of their usual dry. My cats never ever ever get Delicious Canned Food^TM (because A. used to give it to them every morning when we were together and it was like crack, they kept getting up earlier and earlier) and I hope it doesn't turn them into junkie maniacs. We'll see.

Once I pry myself out of this desk chair I have to empty the dishwasher, fill the dishwasher, and fold and put away laundry. I already took out the trash. Now that I'm an old, married lady I guess I'd better take off my shoes and get right into that kitchen!

I have some sort of cold/crud that is totally sucking my will to live. Well no, not really, but it is sure sucking my will to work. Not that it takes much. I wish someone would just send me checks. I'm cute - can't I get checks for that?

Comments

[estrange.livejournal.com]

It sounds like you have taken over my life!

I'm sorry you are sick - hope it goes away soon.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

It should, I'm a pretty resilient character. Plus, I have VACATION DAYS coming up! And there is no way I'm going to be sick for those!!

[bellabooks.livejournal.com]

If you discover an employer for cuteness, please let me know! I would love to get paid NOT to go to work!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I will totally share the wealth!

[volumeat11.livejournal.com]

I can send you checks for being cute. It won't be that much -- not because the level of your cuteness, but because the level of my checking account.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Bummer. You can pay my cuteness with candy instead! :)

[luloubelle.livejournal.com]

You haven't been getting my checks?

Your life sounds like mine - is the dishwasher clean or dirty? Who's turn is it to take out the trash? I cleaned the litter boxes last time! Stop picking at it! Who keeps pooping on my floor?!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I'm glad I'm not the only lame-o out there whose life is just one household chore after another. :)

p.s. Maybe you're using the wrong address for those checks. :)