Who am I?

[judecorp]

I was asked to write a short bio of myself for the work website. Here's what I came up with:

Jude [lastname] is a brand new GAA with GLBT Student Services who moonlights as an MSW II student in the College of Social Work. Having an immense Superman complex, she champions social justice and lives for progressive activism. When she's not wearing a red cape and tights, Jude finds time to obsess over more mundane distractions such as 1980s pop culture, with a particular penchant for The Smurfs, the A-Team, and John Hughes films.

Whatcha think?

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My bio.

[kungfoogirl.livejournal.com]

GEEK CHIC

SGF (Single Geeky Female); fast typist, fast company. Into music, databases, and my cat Pixel. Seeking mature, stable clients to share long walks and interesting dynamics. Whisper binary code in my ear and I'll follow you anywhere.

Re: My bio.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Noted. My personal ad:

The Breakfast Club - You: Ally Sheedy. Me: John Bender. Don't you forget about me. How about next Saturday?

Re: My bio.

[kungfoogirl.livejournal.com]

Hee.

I wanted to be Ally SO bad. All semi-gothy and angsty and fucked up. I just really liked that. I didn't like Sheedy in any other role until I saw High Art.

Re: My bio.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I liked Ally Sheedy in St. Elmo's too, but in different ways. I just adore her, anyway. But she rocked rocked rocked in Breakfast Club. They all did.

Your middle name is Ralph... as in puke.

My name is.....

[kungfoogirl.livejournal.com]

My name is Ralph. As in Macchio.

As in the guy who played Daniel Larusso.

[laughingsal.livejournal.com]

But why did they have Molly Ringwald put makeup on her in the end? What a travesty!

[kungfoogirl.livejournal.com]

Oh honey, I couldn't agree more. She was SO much more beautiful before nasty ol' Ms. Ringwald got a hold of her.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Indeed! A total travesty. And why did dear, sweet John Bender end up with Mollypoo anyway?

*sigh*

Ally Sheedy

[zarabeth.livejournal.com]

My first girlfriend was *exactly* like Ally Sheedy in "The Breakfast Club." Well, maybe not quite sugar on corn pops, but in that vein. (She several times made a cup of "tomato soup" from ketchup and hot water. And she liked her eggs almost burnt.) Artist, dressed in black, big bag, champion nail-biter, non-conformist, sardonic as fuck, but able to smooth away pain, and in touch with something real.

"Now, why don't you tell me why you're really here ?"