More vandalism

[judecorp]

My downstairs neighbor (the movie thief) was raving about this one chinese food place on Dot Ave that he really likes, so we all decided to order chinese food. (I know, I know, when did we all become friends?) John said he would drive, so we went downstairs to get in the car when we noticed that his two back tires were totally flattened! He doesn't drive his car every day (takes the train to work) so we don't know when exactly it happened (sometime after Sunday) but I would bet it was the same night as the egg.

What the heck is WRONG with people??!?! I'm starting to wonder if it was bad luck or homophobia-related, since we all live in a Big Gay House.

Comments

[00solstice.livejournal.com]

More vandalism means you need to get more creative with your bumper sticker (http://search.ebay.com/search/search.dll?sofocus=bs&sbrftog=1&from=R10&fnu=1&catref=C6&satitle=nra+decal&sacat=-1%26catref%3DC6&bs=Search&sargn=-1%26saslc%3D2&sadis=200&fpos=43207&ftrt=1&ftrv=1&saprclo=&saprchi=&fsop=1%26fsoo%3D1&coaction=compare&copagenum=1&coentrypage=search) selection (I like the double entendre of the "PRIDE" decal).

I could mail you a couple of hundred empty cartridges to scatter around your car. Maybe if your driveway looked like the floor of a shooting range, would-be vandals would think twice about messing with your stuff.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaha, "Armed with Pride!"

Oh dear god, I am dying laughing but I would rather eat my own eyeballs than stick an NRA sticker on my car.

THESE COLORS DON'T RUN!

[00solstice.livejournal.com]

You could put a "these colors don't run" decal underneath a rainbow sticker!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Tee hee hee!

When are you coming to visit?

[00solstice.livejournal.com]

September?

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Okay!

Some people suck. Some people are cool.

[thelastbard.livejournal.com]

I like the shooting rampage idea. I think you should get an "I'm the NRA" sticker and mount a gun rack in your rear window.

(be sure to take pictures. :))

Re: Some people suck. Some people are cool.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Too bad I'm not much of a gun person, hunh? :)

Re: Some people suck. Some people are cool.

[thelastbard.livejournal.com]

Good point.

Maybe an old rusty bear trap! Huh? Wouldn't that weird them out?

Re: Some people suck. Some people are cool.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Oooh, good idea. And a picture of Black Jack Ketchum.

[osuptygal.livejournal.com]

Put a Satan flag in your window.
(sorry, funny to me because of an episode of The Comeback)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

What does a Satan flag look like? :)

[00solstice.livejournal.com]

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

You're such a turd. ;)

what the hell is a satan flag?

[osuptygal.livejournal.com]

holy crap
please tell me I found another person that watches this show...it's been...so cold and lonely all by myself

Re: what the hell is a satan flag?

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

T and Steve, sittin' in a tree...

Re: what the hell is a satan flag?

[osuptygal.livejournal.com]

I was talking to you, lady!!
It's you that I'm violating in the tree.
(I thought maybe you watched it from the comment you made.) :)

Re: what the hell is a satan flag?

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Violate me all you want (PLEASE!), but I haven't seen the show.

Love you!