Ha ha, it's like playing telephone.

[judecorp]

I got this email about 20 minutes ago, from my little sister (my dad's ex-wife's daughter). It's SO funny the way family gossip gets distorted, especially when the family ties aren't tied together. Ha ha ha.

Hey Judie,

Maybe I misunderstood your dad or my mom, I can't remember who told me.. But anyway one of them said you told aarron[sic] that you wanted to end things due to the fact that you were gay. I don't care either way it's your buisness. But just to clear your confussion with my letter, this is what I was told.

Any way don't worry about sending brooklyn a card I completely understand!!!

Have a great day, love ya Erin

Ha ha ha ha, I am the stepfamily's Big Scary Lesbian! *snicker* I'm so glad my marriage ended "due to the fact that I was gay." My reply:

Erin,

I am no gayer than I was when Aaron and I got together. Sorry to disappoint you.

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[juliann.livejournal.com]

I was on the road to Austin
Met a man on the highway
He sold me junk and conversation
He was wise and dirty from the weather

He said darkness into darkness
All the carnage of my journeys
Makes it harder to be livin'
He said it's a long road to be forgiven

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I've been looking for a girl
Found a man and his world

[indigodove.livejournal.com]

Jude, this snippet may have made my day :-)

Kudos to you for your wonderful attitude and honesty!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I think it's funny that I tell my dad that Aaron broke up with me because he isn't in love with me and wants to be friends, and it makes its way to the ex-stepfamily as "Jude is a big lesbian and she dumped Aaron to chase girls."

Those two statements sound a lot like, right? :)

[kungfoogirl.livejournal.com]

I like it better when you chase girls.

But that's just my own, personal opinion.

=)

[dietbubba.livejournal.com]

Yay for big scary lesbians!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Now, now, you're just worried that I'll run off with The Bink. :)

[dietbubba.livejournal.com]

No no. I KNOW the Bink is mine.

[kungfoogirl.livejournal.com]

I dunno.

I think the Bink could use a little ninjalove.

So if the Jude can't convince her, maybe I can.

Two more converts and I get the toaster oven.

Score!

It's really funny

[salomes-pimp.livejournal.com]

How people love to gossip about things like that.
I went to visit my old high school teachers about a week ago. Now (three years after graduation -yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm a young 'un) there's a rumor going around the high school that I'm now straight.

And by the way, that was a wonderful reply letter. :)

Re: It's really funny

[dustyskinandall.livejournal.com]

Wait -- you're GAY???

JEEEEEZ! My boyfriend is GAY! .. .

now you've freaked me out.

*wink*
~ j

Re: It's really funny

[salomes-pimp.livejournal.com]

It wouldn't be the first gay boyfriend of yours. :)

Re: It's really funny

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Of COURSE you're straight. I've converted you. :)

Me and Lampy Dear. Yeah. And Ani.

Re: It's really funny

[salomes-pimp.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah.... I forgot that for a moment.

The Big Scary Lesbian converted the Skinny Little Fag.

Re: It's really funny

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Dude, I think I need to write bad poetry about that now. :)

[rizzo41.livejournal.com]

BWAH HA HA HA HA HA!

Your family is funny. You lesbians are such homewreckers.

Heehee.

[bigmeanie.livejournal.com]

I usually don't get along with women unless they're lesbians. I find that amusing, considering I'm not a lesbian.

You go on and be big and scary with your bad self, Smurfy!

Re: Heehee.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

*stomps around in her olive cargo pants and big black doc martens*

Grrr! :)

The GAAAAAYS

[laurajones.livejournal.com]

My goodness, I love the gays. And I love families all torn up and crazy about their gay members. Oh, except I hated it when my mom wouldn't talk to me.

But then I turned straight again, and now she loves me.

Jude, you are the BOMB. I LOVE your response. Will you be my Hallowtine?

Hallowtines

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I will /absolutely/ be your Hallowtine if you will be my Turkeytine. :)

(We missed Labortines Day this year! Sad sad!)