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[judecorp]

I am so sick of writing about Florida.

I just want to talk about boobs. 24/7.

ALL BOOBIE ALL THE TIME.

Comments

[prettyvacantone.livejournal.com]

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[odd-dog.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD.

Your subject line.

That's the text message I've been sending to my friend Anne.

[buckeyebrain.livejournal.com]

I'm game. Whose boobies?

[yarnaddict.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'm all about the boobies.

[anitsirk.livejournal.com]

here are mine:

before a feeding ( . ) ( . )
after a feeding (.)(.)

[vorpalbla.livejournal.com]

You'll hear no complaints.

[buckeyebrain.livejournal.com]

Lest we forget....

The Gospel According to frozenrhino

Rule #12: Big Cans Rule.
Corrolary #1: Fake Cans Suck.
Corrolary #2: Small Cans, if packaged and presented properly, still Rule.
Corrolary #3: Any cans that are in your mouth or in your hands are, at that moment, indeed the World's Greatest Cans.

[geniusorafool.livejournal.com]

If I had boobs, I'd never leave the house. I'd simply stay at home all day staring in the mirror at my boobs. I'd fondle my boobs and juggle them in my hands.

Of course, unless I could find a not-to-demanding-work-from-home job, this would make supporting myself difficult.

Speaking of support, if I had boobs, I'd definitely be all about underwires.

[scirocco.livejournal.com]

Let me paraphrase the immortal jassa when I say, "BOOBIES!!!"

[buddhafly4224.livejournal.com]

boooooooooooobs!

[wendywoowho.livejournal.com]

Boobs: Fun For The Whole Family.

[amyura.livejournal.com]

Mine are hooked up to a milking machine about 1/3 to 1/2 the time now. Fun! And they went fom D-cup prepregnancy, to a DD or E during pregnancy to.....scary while lactating.

[baab.livejournal.com]

My boobs have been greatly diminished thanks to the weight-loss efforts. But they're not gone! Bwahahaha.

[luloubelle.livejournal.com]

BOOBIES!!!! There is nothing better than burying my face in a couple of boobs.

BOOBS BEFORE BOMBS!

[eeka13.livejournal.com]

BOOBS!

[afullmoon.livejournal.com]

Great topic they have been on my mind. I am the only pregnant woman that didn't get any boobs. Nothing and all the maternity clothes are made for women that have boobs so I look stupid. End rant.

[gala.livejournal.com]

So true! Take it from one who had boobs to begin with, and who doesn't feel the need to show cleavage down to her belly button, thanks to nearly every maternity shirt out there.

But just wait. You'll get them.

[afullmoon.livejournal.com]

Well I don't have any boobs and still I land up showing them because the shirts don't fit properly. You think people would realize this. I am sorting hoping I get them although I am sure I will regret saying that later.

[lickingtoad.livejournal.com]

Boobage. Boobery. Boobism. Byoobs. NY Boobs, in momentary reference to a Dave Chapelle sketch. Never saw the appeal, myself.

[indigodove.livejournal.com]

Mine are my favorite body part below the neck. Is that TMI? ;-)

Talking about b00bS might be stimulating...

[00solstice.livejournal.com]

Or perhaps you would like to talk about my new hat (http://www.sierratradingpost.com/product_view_full_img.asp?s7=true&product_name=Jytte+Tassel+Beanie+Hat+-+Lightweight+(For+Men+and+Women)&colorname=NAVY%20W/%20MULTI%20PATTERN&base_no=56455_92) instead of Florida?

Look! boobies!

[skreeky]

(see userpic)

[mayna.livejournal.com]

lol.
before kids (.) (.)
after kids \./\./
during those olympic training nursing sessions -< \./
My boy likes to do a headstand while nursing.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

You have good taste in text messages.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Anyone's! You pick. :)