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[judecorp]

I am so sick of writing about Florida.

I just want to talk about boobs. 24/7.

ALL BOOBIE ALL THE TIME.

Comments

[prettyvacantone.livejournal.com]

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[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Hey, nice rack.

[odd-dog.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD.

Your subject line.

That's the text message I've been sending to my friend Anne.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

You have good taste in text messages.

[buckeyebrain.livejournal.com]

I'm game. Whose boobies?

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Anyone's! You pick. :)

[yarnaddict.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'm all about the boobies.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Boobies are fun to talk about. And poke. And stuff.

[anitsirk.livejournal.com]

here are mine:

before a feeding ( . ) ( . )
after a feeding (.)(.)

[mayna.livejournal.com]

lol.
before kids (.) (.)
after kids \./\./
during those olympic training nursing sessions -< \./
My boy likes to do a headstand while nursing.

[vorpalbla.livejournal.com]

You'll hear no complaints.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Well, bring it, then.

[buckeyebrain.livejournal.com]

Lest we forget....

The Gospel According to frozenrhino

Rule #12: Big Cans Rule.
Corrolary #1: Fake Cans Suck.
Corrolary #2: Small Cans, if packaged and presented properly, still Rule.
Corrolary #3: Any cans that are in your mouth or in your hands are, at that moment, indeed the World's Greatest Cans.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Do cans = boobies? I thought a can was a butt?

[geniusorafool.livejournal.com]

If I had boobs, I'd never leave the house. I'd simply stay at home all day staring in the mirror at my boobs. I'd fondle my boobs and juggle them in my hands.

Of course, unless I could find a not-to-demanding-work-from-home job, this would make supporting myself difficult.

Speaking of support, if I had boobs, I'd definitely be all about underwires.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

It's a good thing you don't have boobies, then... since you like need to work and stuff.

[scirocco.livejournal.com]

Let me paraphrase the immortal jassa when I say, "BOOBIES!!!"

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Do I know jassa?

[buddhafly4224.livejournal.com]

boooooooooooobs!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Indeed!

[wendywoowho.livejournal.com]

Boobs: Fun For The Whole Family.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Very nice, dear.

Ahem.

[amyura.livejournal.com]

Mine are hooked up to a milking machine about 1/3 to 1/2 the time now. Fun! And they went fom D-cup prepregnancy, to a DD or E during pregnancy to.....scary while lactating.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Cow-Amers!

Good times!

[baab.livejournal.com]

My boobs have been greatly diminished thanks to the weight-loss efforts. But they're not gone! Bwahahaha.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

You're a sexy bitch! ROWR!

[luloubelle.livejournal.com]

BOOBIES!!!! There is nothing better than burying my face in a couple of boobs.

BOOBS BEFORE BOMBS!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Ha ha ha, "BOOBS BEFORE BOMBS" is going to be my new battle cry!

[eeka13.livejournal.com]

BOOBS!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Indeed.

p.s. Let's all get together sometime, shall we?

[afullmoon.livejournal.com]

Great topic they have been on my mind. I am the only pregnant woman that didn't get any boobs. Nothing and all the maternity clothes are made for women that have boobs so I look stupid. End rant.

[gala.livejournal.com]

So true! Take it from one who had boobs to begin with, and who doesn't feel the need to show cleavage down to her belly button, thanks to nearly every maternity shirt out there.

But just wait. You'll get them.

[lickingtoad.livejournal.com]

Boobage. Boobery. Boobism. Byoobs. NY Boobs, in momentary reference to a Dave Chapelle sketch. Never saw the appeal, myself.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

You don't know what you're missing, dude.

[indigodove.livejournal.com]

Mine are my favorite body part below the neck. Is that TMI? ;-)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Nothing is TMI around here. Especially not boobs. :)

Talking about b00bS might be stimulating...

[00solstice.livejournal.com]

Or perhaps you would like to talk about my new hat (http://www.sierratradingpost.com/product_view_full_img.asp?s7=true&product_name=Jytte+Tassel+Beanie+Hat+-+Lightweight+(For+Men+and+Women)&colorname=NAVY%20W/%20MULTI%20PATTERN&base_no=56455_92) instead of Florida?

Re: Talking about b00bS might be stimulating...

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Dude, you need to seriously own that hat. Duh.

Look! boobies!

[skreeky]

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Re: Look! boobies!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

HA HA HA!

[hopemcg.livejournal.com]

Mine in June (.)(.)
Mine in July ( . )( . )
Mine now (O)(O)
What mine are prolly gonna be like in a coupla months (SCARED!!!)
( O )( O )

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

That's just craziness!!

[carina-s.livejournal.com]

BWWAAAAAA HAAAAAAA HAAAAA! PANTS!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

No pants, BOOBS!