Spam Names

[judecorp]

Holy crap on a crap cracker, but FLATTENED V. NUGGET is the best spammer name EVAR.

*dies*

Comments

[livinginfits.livejournal.com]

also the best supreme court decision ever! Flattened V. Nugget (1977) was a decision that changed my life.

Oddly Enough

[musicismath.livejournal.com]

i just receieved this:

"Fucking St.Valentine

What are you to do if you have bad erection? Especially in the forthcoming Saint Valentines Day???
Don t worry, it is not the last of pea-time...
The most simple way is to visit our site, order the medication and that is all you are to do!

Do not kill the clock!"


i swear, sometimes these things read like a Nostradamus prediction.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I really miss you. Why aren't you here eating bessert with me? You should come over.

Re: Oddly Enough

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

HA HA HA HA HA, seriously, spam kills me.

PEA-TIME

[livinginfits.livejournal.com]

i miss you too. i don't like snow, though. you have too much.

Re: Oddly Enough

[musicismath.livejournal.com]

it's not the last of Pea-Time.

Re: Oddly Enough

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I'll show you pea-time!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I don't like snow, either. Some of it melted today, though. And it's supposed to be in the 40s later in the week, so that will help.

This was really the only real storm we've had so far. And I'd like it to be the last, personally.

Re: Oddly Enough

[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

This is way too funny, and goes with the greatest spam subject line I ever saw, which was "FRIGHTEN WOMEN WITH YOUR 12-INCH DICK!"

I've always kinda assumed that would defeat the purpose, right?

I mean, tell me, Jude, are you frightened? Hmmm? ;)

Re: Oddly Enough

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Are you offering to show me your 12-inch dick?

Re: Oddly Enough

[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

Hell, I'll show you both of them...

Re: Oddly Enough

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

VERY scared!