Spam Names

Feb. 13th, 2006 04:44 pm
judecorp: (blah!)
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Holy crap on a crap cracker, but FLATTENED V. NUGGET is the best spammer name EVAR.

*dies*

Date: 2006-02-13 10:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] livinginfits.livejournal.com
also the best supreme court decision ever! Flattened V. Nugget (1977) was a decision that changed my life.

Oddly Enough

Date: 2006-02-13 10:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] musicismath.livejournal.com
i just receieved this:

"Fucking St.Valentine

What are you to do if you have bad erection? Especially in the forthcoming Saint Valentines Day???
Don t worry, it is not the last of pea-time...
The most simple way is to visit our site, order the medication and that is all you are to do!

Do not kill the clock!"


i swear, sometimes these things read like a Nostradamus prediction.

Re: Oddly Enough

Date: 2006-02-13 10:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
HA HA HA HA HA, seriously, spam kills me.

PEA-TIME

Re: Oddly Enough

Date: 2006-02-13 11:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] musicismath.livejournal.com
it's not the last of Pea-Time.

Re: Oddly Enough

Date: 2006-02-14 02:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
I'll show you pea-time!

Re: Oddly Enough

Date: 2006-02-14 06:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeffholton.livejournal.com
This is way too funny, and goes with the greatest spam subject line I ever saw, which was "FRIGHTEN WOMEN WITH YOUR 12-INCH DICK!"

I've always kinda assumed that would defeat the purpose, right?

I mean, tell me, Jude, are you frightened? Hmmm? ;)

Date: 2006-02-13 10:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
I really miss you. Why aren't you here eating bessert with me? You should come over.

Date: 2006-02-13 10:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] livinginfits.livejournal.com
i miss you too. i don't like snow, though. you have too much.

Date: 2006-02-14 02:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
I don't like snow, either. Some of it melted today, though. And it's supposed to be in the 40s later in the week, so that will help.

This was really the only real storm we've had so far. And I'd like it to be the last, personally.

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