The job's not great, but the people are fabu.

[judecorp]

However, the funniest thing happened today when Coworker Funk and I went to help another coworker with an assessment. When we were leaving the house, Funk asked me if she had anything on her pants because she thought she might have sat in gum during the assessment. She turned around, and holy crap, she didn't just have a little bit of gum... she had an entire piece of chewed-up flourescent green gum stretched all up and down her buttcrack on her pants. How the heck do you answer that? All I could do was crack up and say, "Oh my god, yes, you have a huge green turd on your butt." (Thank god it wasn't me!)

When I got to the office this afternoon, a coworker had put a GI Joe-looking doll on my desk. (Full Ken-doll size.) He was standing upright with his arms raised a la Lloyd Dobler in Say Anything.... He was holding a card in his hands that read, "I love you, Jude. Marry me!"

I'm so glad I got the proposal doll instead of the gum turd. SO GLAD.

Comments

[biophile6.livejournal.com]

Yeah that was a win win situation, totally.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Can I get an "amen"?

[biophile6.livejournal.com]

praise jeebus!

[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

So did you say yes to GI Joe?

Or did you tell him that you've always seen him as just a friend?

Oh, I've always loved that answer.

:|

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I had to tell GI Joe that I am already married. He was a little heartbroken at first, but now he is in denial. He's still on my desk holding up that sign.

[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

Maybe he's just happy to see you.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

He has jaunty astroturf hair!

[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

Sounds like Big Wave Dave.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

?

[estrange.livejournal.com]

Awwwww

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Oh, yay, Say Anything!!