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[judecorp]

Dear Lefty Tonsil:

You suck. I should have removed you a long time ago. It was annoying enough when you would randomly get swollen, sore, and puffy all those other times, when I would just take Advil once a day when I got to work and be set. Now I can't take anything but Tylenol. And Tylenol just doesn't cut it.

You knew that, didn't you, Lefty? It's all a big tonsil conspiracy.

No love,
me

p.s. It is supposed to rain until like the middle of next week. Not only does it SUCK to do home visits in the rain, but that means that we're having yet another special weekend away where it rains the whole time. (When we went to Ogunquit for our birthday it rained like woah and we spent the whole trip locked in our room pretty much.) Hopefully the weather people are mistaken - I will even take "mostly cloudy" right about now.

Do I really have to go to work tomorrow??!?!

Comments

Left Tonsil

[32flavorsnthen.livejournal.com]

This is my favorite! It makes me giggle when I read it which has been a feet the last few days. For some reason I am really amused.

Re: Left Tonsil

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I'm glad it made you giggle, because things have been really crappy for you. :( I hope things pick up soon!

[damdyke.livejournal.com]

You tell 'em. You are so funny. My favorite part is your sign off:
"no love, me"

Heh.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I stole the "No love" thing from someone else. (prunesnprisms) I wish I could take all the credit, but alas, I am too honest.

:)

[damdyke.livejournal.com]

It's cute that you're that honest. While we're at it, I just may steal it from you. Someday. You know if I keep on blogging regularly. You never know when I might need to send "no love" to somebody/something.

And I'll thank you in advance. ;-)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I definitely think you should steal it. Because stealing is fun! :)

[(Anonymous)]

Sorry about that. I just wanted some attention, you know? You're constantly talking about the fertility stuff these days, and I'm feeling neglected. Can't blame a tonsil for getting depressed, can you?

Even if I'm not always part of you, you'll always be a part of me.

With great fondness,

Lefty

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Dear Lefty,

You look a lot like my friend, j. However, I did want to apologize for excluding you in my fertility stuff. You will be just as pregnant as I will. Please just do not get as big as I will, okay?

Besides, I haven't removed you yet, have I? FEEL THE LOVE.

Yours,
me