Maxwell House Expansion!

[judecorp]

We interrupt the usual 09.11 sadness (which will come later, I'm sure...) to bring you the following news bulletin:

Holy crap, the Maxwells are having a baby!!

I knew it. I can't really explain entirely why, but I totally did. I knew it weeks ago. I knew it when we were hanging out watching The 40-Year Old Virgin. I knew it when he very sweetly mentioned to me about how awesome it was that Jen and I were trying to have a baby and going through all kinds of crap. Because dude, straight guys don't get misty about dyke babymaking for NO REASON. Even if Jeff is one of the most sensitive people in the known universe. REALLY.

Watch out in March because I am going to make out with their baby!

(p.s. Mr. Maxwell is a friend of mine since 7th grade, people!)

Comments

[volumeat11.livejournal.com]

Thanks, Jude! I know today is a solemn day of remembering the evil that happened 5 years ago, but we thought if we could make just a few people smile, even if for a moment, then the world will be that much of a better place.

I think we did just that. Thanks a bunch. You rock.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

No way, YOU do.

But of course I would love you that much more if you named your baby after me.