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judecorpI feel kind of weird saying this after such a dramatic day, but I just took a shower, and damn, I'm pregnant. I mean, really.
I may have lost three pounds but I have this ridiculous pooch under my waist. If I hadn't lost 30+ pounds I would say it's just the same below-waist pooch that people have... so basically I look fat. I guess that's how it starts.
The only thing keeping it from being my old fatgirl pooch is that it is /hard/. I mean, I can squish it down, way down when I'm laying down, but when I'm standing it's like, hello hard pooch. I looked down at my feet and there they are (hello, feet!) but between my eyes and my feet I can see pooch. I want Jen to take a picture but I'm also so paranoid of jinxing anything. That's weird, right?
I can't wear any of my skinny pants anymore. Well, I can, but they're uncomfortable unless I unbutton them. And I get major muffin top. Since I can't really walk around with open pants at Jen's work thing, I had to dig in the boxes for some Fat Pants. And while they are comfy, they do NOT help the whole "look fat with a fatgirl pooch" thing I've got going on. Dang.
Hey, maybe my boobs will start getting bigger or something. I have these groovy blue veins running through them, that's gotta count for something. So sexy. ;)
I may have lost three pounds but I have this ridiculous pooch under my waist. If I hadn't lost 30+ pounds I would say it's just the same below-waist pooch that people have... so basically I look fat. I guess that's how it starts.
The only thing keeping it from being my old fatgirl pooch is that it is /hard/. I mean, I can squish it down, way down when I'm laying down, but when I'm standing it's like, hello hard pooch. I looked down at my feet and there they are (hello, feet!) but between my eyes and my feet I can see pooch. I want Jen to take a picture but I'm also so paranoid of jinxing anything. That's weird, right?
I can't wear any of my skinny pants anymore. Well, I can, but they're uncomfortable unless I unbutton them. And I get major muffin top. Since I can't really walk around with open pants at Jen's work thing, I had to dig in the boxes for some Fat Pants. And while they are comfy, they do NOT help the whole "look fat with a fatgirl pooch" thing I've got going on. Dang.
Hey, maybe my boobs will start getting bigger or something. I have these groovy blue veins running through them, that's gotta count for something. So sexy. ;)
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Date: 2006-12-15 04:34 pm (UTC)I would also love your sister's luck. That sounds nice. Heck, I don't mind the weight gain but I'd love an easy labor!
As for the 30 lbs, it was all from Metformin. I've been taking it for almost two years now, and it's changed my metabolism and stuff. xo