Pooch

[judecorp]

I feel kind of weird saying this after such a dramatic day, but I just took a shower, and damn, I'm pregnant. I mean, really.

I may have lost three pounds but I have this ridiculous pooch under my waist. If I hadn't lost 30+ pounds I would say it's just the same below-waist pooch that people have... so basically I look fat. I guess that's how it starts.

The only thing keeping it from being my old fatgirl pooch is that it is /hard/. I mean, I can squish it down, way down when I'm laying down, but when I'm standing it's like, hello hard pooch. I looked down at my feet and there they are (hello, feet!) but between my eyes and my feet I can see pooch. I want Jen to take a picture but I'm also so paranoid of jinxing anything. That's weird, right?

I can't wear any of my skinny pants anymore. Well, I can, but they're uncomfortable unless I unbutton them. And I get major muffin top. Since I can't really walk around with open pants at Jen's work thing, I had to dig in the boxes for some Fat Pants. And while they are comfy, they do NOT help the whole "look fat with a fatgirl pooch" thing I've got going on. Dang.

Hey, maybe my boobs will start getting bigger or something. I have these groovy blue veins running through them, that's gotta count for something. So sexy. ;)

Comments

[lizardjee.livejournal.com]

oh and i forgot, my boobs went from an A to about a DD, still with the veins in them. lol. i am not quite sure what to do with them.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Wow. When did they start growing? I think mine may have grown a TINY bit (not even a cup size) when I first got knocked up but they haven't changed since.

[lizardjee.livejournal.com]

with julia it took about 4 weeks, with this last pregnancy it was 2 days. i am just very sensitive. i grew 2 cup sizes with the cyst on my ovary. they went from an A to a C with the pregnancy and to a DD with the pumping/breast feeding. not very butch..

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I lost a lot of my androgyny when I pumped myself full of fertility drugs, so I feel your pain.

However, I wouldn't mind a little bigness in the boobage area...

[lizardjee.livejournal.com]

lol. i am not sure what to do with them, they seem like they get in the way all the time, and forget about running anywhere. lol

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I'm scared!

[lizardjee.livejournal.com]

lol, they are well worth it though. when i was helping the kids with the crafts this weekend i was bending over and i kept thinking, what the hell is up with these? lol they kept getting in the way. LOL. i am so not use to them yet

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Ha!