Aah, Mom.

[judecorp]

Also, my mom still thinks I'm dying. It's so crazy.

When I was with the doctor, I said to him (I am not kidding), "So my mom is being crazy and is worried that I'm going to hemorrhage and die. What can I tell her?" He said, "Tell your mother that you are not dying."

So I call my mom and say, "I'm not dying. The doctor says I am not dying. Okay?" and she says, "If he is wrong, I will sue!"

Sheesh, I knew my mom could get a little, erm, emotional sometimes, but I seriously didn't know it was this bad. She was looking up flights and telling me I was going to hemorrhage and die! I tried to convince her that if I was bleeding enough to hemorrhage I would go back to the doctor, but I think she is dubious. As if I want to die in a puddle of nasty blood.

Comments

Just curious...

[vorpalbla.livejournal.com]

This is about the 2nd or 3rd time I've ever heard you mention your mom. She's somewhat of a mystery.

[volumeat11.livejournal.com]

...you don't...? Who doesn't?

Off Subject, Off Track

[hazelpeach.livejournal.com]

I had a dream about you and your wife! I dreamt that we all were going to meet you in Hong Kong! We met at some sort of sidewalk with alot of chalk art on it, in front of some 5-star hotel. Ya'll were attending some sort of conference there that you had invited me and whomever I was with. (I don't know who was with me..) Something tells me it was a pen conference or some sort. There were kids around. Dunno who the kids were - because mine were not that young. But there were definitley younger kids - like ages four to six.

Weird, huh? But it was so totally you. (Bec we met before in RL.)

Thought I'd share!!

[kcmedc.livejournal.com]

Jude,
Just wanted you to know how happy I was to read the great news today. Thanks for the smile.

[carina-s.livejournal.com]

That made me laugh out loud. I think your mother is funny.